The End

I'm sad to say that this is my last post.
i am finally back in Australia and ready to start workin and shit again.
thanks to everyone that read the blog. it was fun to write about the trip. thanks especially to everyone that left comments.

whoever reads this should check out my new blog that i help contribute to.
www.flicksfactsandfuckoff.blogspot.com
thomas made the name not me.

peace

new post

today i won $20 on a crossword scratchy.
it was cool.

hey alex-if you had come over like we said you would already be 18 over here. cos its currently 1:27am.
unlucky. happy birthday for tomorrow.

tomorrow night we might be going out cos its thirsty thursday. sounds good doesnt it.
tonight we went to this joint that had a deal for 2 pizzas and a pint for $25.
me kelly and jarryd had already hit it up before. its a good deal.

thats about it for now. me and cal and tom have just been chillin on the internet and playin a shitload of pool lately. me and tom are about even, but tonight i beat cal 5 games to 1 and last night it was 6 -2, so he clearly has some catching up to do.
me and cal have been hitting up ibeatyou a bit. tom reckons he does too much stuff on the internet already and doesnt wanna get sucked into another thing. but i just reckon he has no game, and doenst wanna get pooned.

oh well

christchurch

we arrived in christchurch a couple of days ago. we are just chillin up here for a bit then probably heading back down to queenstown.
today and yesterday have been really nice, with not a single cloud in the sky. feels like being back in oz.
we aren't really doin to much. just hanging out, playing cranium and watchin movies.
cant believe collingwood lost to st kilda.
i did not see that coming. they were the only team that could've beaten geelong as well.
and i cant beleive how short the odds are for ablett to win the brownlow. he must have had a killer season. i hope jimmy bartel wins again though.
we dont really have much else to say about over here.
just thought i would keep everyone up to date
peace

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the other version of the all nighter all dayer

last night we had a roast at jocks which was the perfect way to end the all nighter all dayer.
then we came home and went to bed at 11.
i didnt get up til 7 tonight.
so i was in bed for 21 straight hours. it was good.
tomorrow we are gunna go snowboarding.
a run of bad weather is finally over so it should be sick.
we havent gone for two weeks so im excited. thats all.

p.s everyone should sign up to www.ibeatyou.com
its good.

the all nighter all dayer

last night i was watching movies after going to the movies. now last time i blogged i said cal and jarryd went out, whilst me and tom watched a second movie. anyway, cal got home at about 5 (whilst i was cooking nofast). anyway, i was cooking some rice, and i thought i would melt some cheese with it cos thats actually the only food we have left. then cal comes home and starts talking but little did i know that whilst he's chatting about his night, he is steadily demolishing all my cut up cheese. next thing i know, cals in bed and i have a huge bowl of plain white long grain rice.
so i rummage through the pantry to see if there is any herbs, spices or condiments that i can add to my plain rice. after a thorough search, i add some salt, ground pepper, extra virgin olive oil, and..... a few dashes of lemon juice. and then HEY PRESTO!!! it was an instant classic. so i go downstairs and watch the karate kid 2 then cool runnings then manj comes home. little did i know, day was starting to break, but jarryd was full engrossed about some wild story involving him, a cage fighting bouncer, and a ship on the wharf, and a runaway golf cart.
next mintue, he is keen for some nofast so i go up an listen to him blabber on a bit more(he was quite maggot) then we devise the ultimate plan.
you see, we have got into a routine of going to be late and waking up late, so we thought if we pull an all nighter and all dayer, we will go to bed early the next night, therefore wake up early the next morning. the plan was foolproof, so began a day of no sleep.
little did we know, the adventure had just begun...
so we created a list of stuff we should accomplish, while our twin pals slept soundly in their beds.
the list was outrageous, ludacris, and highly dangerous. just the way we like it.

the first thing on our list was less of the dangerous crap and more towards our sensitive side.
at about 7:30am we walked down through the queenstown gardens, which, i implore you, is one of the most beautiful and glorious places in all the land. after this stunning and magical walk, where i say unashamedly, i was on the verge of tears of bliss, we headed down towards the stunning lake wakitipu. but even professer trelawney could not have forseen the adventure that followed. it was on the edge of the lake, looking over the water, that i remembered somewhere deep in my subconcious, about a jetty that had some unusual sentimental value to it. i had to get to this jetty. joni loves chachi.
we realised that the only way accross this lake was to either swim, or boat. seeing as neither of us had bought our swimming trunks, and i felt no need to freeze my robot balls off, we decided to highjack a sea vessel of some sort.
after much deliberation, the plan was set. we "borrowed" a canoe, then jarryd paddled out to a dingy tied to a buoy, untied it, then brought it in. we were going to use a dingy off the beach, but they were all chained up. then we beached the canoe, and started the treacherous row accross the deadly lake wakitipu. but after about 2 mins, we realised that there was a shitload of water getting in to the boat. so then we took her ashore, tipped out the water, i stuck my chewy in a hole to stop the water getting in, then we set off once more. it wasnt to be an easy paddle though, as we only had one canoe paddle to row us accross. but despite the rowing troubles and the deadly pirhannna's, the lake had so much serenity that we named the boat 'cool runnings'. which means "peace be the journey". in all seriousness the lake is about a kilometer wide so after paddling for ages we finally made it to the other side. then we moored it at a little jetty, and set on by foot. by now we looked like true expeditioners as we had bare feet, rolled up trackies and a hiking stick to hike with. after a dangerous walk through the queenstown golf course, we finally reached the jetty. we walked up to it and engraved in the jetty was "the jeffery wharf".
so i figured it was named after me when i was born or something. (actually named after the late jim jeffery)
so after checkin some stuff out, we paddled home, returned the boat and canoe and no-one knew it was ever gone.
then we headed off to our next adventure.
so we decided to go home and on the way got some $1.15 pies (the most sloppy, dirty, rank-ass pies in the world... but sort of satisfying)
we got back at 11am but we just took that as "bourbon o'clock".
soon, after sharing some stories with some canadian girl (who always talks about herself) we ran out of bourbon so we cracked open a bottle of whiskey. then we cooked up a fresh dose of the salt pepper lemon oil rice. which soon after being cooked we realised we weren't hungry in the slightest.
now, after several glasses of whiskey we decided to update the blog, before the adventures of today become too much and we forget shit out.

tonight we are planning to go out, which our two mcmulkin friends will be in on for sure. but we will be forgoing sleep for quite a while. wish us luck.

peace

movies

today was cheap tuesday at the movies so i went to see taken and tropic thunder.
taken was hell good. probably one of the best movies i have seen all year. i liked tropic thunder, but not as much as alex rated it on his blog.
now over here i have seen: the dark night, get smart, the x files, hellboy 2, tropic thunder, taken, star wars, the forbidden kingdom, and wanted.
going to the movies is good. i like it.
when i get back to busso i am starting up a movie blog site. tom has already agreed to be a co-author, and if anyone else wants to blog about movies, let me know so they can help. it will be good.
today it was raining all day, and im not sure if it even stopped for like 10mins.
tomorrow the weather is gunna be crap so we will maybe go to the luge and hit that up.
at the moment me and tom are at the backpackers but cal and manj are out at surreal. apparently they are having a kareoke night but you can play the drums as well if you want, so cal skipped the movie to go do that and jarryd went with him. we might go check it out to.

thats all for now.
alex get your shit together and blog more.

last night we went out again.
but after 3 consecutive nights of partying i didnt end up waking up till 7:30pm today.
same with cal and tom, but manji got up a bit earlier.
the reason i am writing this is cos nothing really interesting happened last night. it was just completely normal.
so yeah.

friday and saturday night

on friday night we did some cool stuff.
we left our backpackers around 12 but tom pussed out really bad and stayed home. i was drinkin at an unneccisarily fast pace so after a few teapots and beers at the world bar i realised i was probably gunna throw up. so i walked home by myself without telling cal and manj and when i got home i walked past the tv room. high school musical 2 was on so i was like hell yeah and walked in and sat down. in there were two not bad lookin canadian girls. after i had talked to them for a bit, i challenged them to some circle of death the following night. little did i know, i said that we would meet in the kitchen at 9pm.
anyway they went to bed and suddenly i realised i was being a pussy so i called manj, and found out were they were. then i met up with them and the rest of the night we went round to different bars. we ended up going to: the world, tardis, sky, subculture, barup, minibar, and winnies.
then we went back home at about 4:30, and put on high school musical 2 again.

on saturday we went round to jocks at about 5 for a bbq. there was actually heaps of people there, so we had a few beers, and everyone thought it was funny that cos we had just woken up pretty much it was like having a beer with breakfast. jocks mate wattsy was there and he is one of the most random blokes in the world. i have heard so many stories about him, the best being that one time he was driving a tour bus up to this place on top of a hill, but for the scenic walk, he would drop the people at the bottom so they could walk up and by the time they got to the top he wouldve driven up and prepared some tea and biscuits for them. but on this day he was in a hurry, so got to the top, parked the bus, but forgot to put on the handbrake. so next minute he sees the bus rolloing towards the edge of the cliff, he chased it and caught it but found himself about to dive in and whack on the brakes, but it was pretty close to the cliff, so he just bailed and watched it roll down the cliff.
then he walked down the hill to the horrified tour group who had just seen the bus roll down a cliff face, and still carrying the biscuit tin the first thing he said was "does anyone want a biscuit?"

well he was at the bbq and was being fairly boisterous, but apparently he was being quiet compared to usual so it would be funny to see him on a good day.
so after some good dinner(and the second salad i have had this month) we ventured home.
we ended up going out at about 12 to the world bar where i seen the two canadian girls who had been waiting in the kitchen at 9 oclock to play circle of death. but they soon got over it and the rest of the night was spent chilling with them. at one stage tom got dared to take off his shirt and go hit up the d-floor. for everyone reading this that knows tom then you can tell he had no problem getting his rig out, and was soon dancing getting weird looks from everyone.
at the end of the night thomas took a turn for the worse and looked very close to throwing up, next minute he says hes goin home and stumbles out. so i told cal and manj i would follow him.
but when i got out the door i seen tom running home. i was like there is no way im running. so i walked home, went to our room and he wasnt there. so i was like he is definately in the toilets throwing up. but on the way i seen him on the computer and he said he was perfectly fine. so after coming home for nothing, i called manj. cal was in line at fergburger so i told manj to tell cal to get me some chips. he wouldnt so i hung up and grabbed his pillow, slid it out of the pillowcase, threw the pillow outside in the garden and stuffed his pillowcase full of his clothes. when he got home he wasnt happy.

now were just preparing to go out again. i rechallenged the canadian girls to a rematch, so we might do that. thats all for now

peace

the adventure day

last night we went and saw the forbidden kingdom. i liked it cos it had some good fight scenes with jackie chan and jet lee. they know some mad asian kung fu.
we went to bed reasonably early but there are some indian people staying in the room next door. for some reason they started being really loud and woke me up at 1:58am. i heard one of them yelling a bit later then someone came and told them off and one of them said "sorry, its just our friend raja, he cant hold his alcohol".
then at about 3(i was still awake) jarryd started talking in his sleep. i was laughing to myself and wrote down what he said on my phone. it was "everything worked out pretty good, so dont delete it. just leave everything the way it is" haha random!
then i realised i was still full awake so i listened to all the best songs of the high school musical 1+2 albums.
then i listened to jack johnsons newest album, which is hella good.
then i tried to sleep for a bit, but had to get up to have a wee.
i tried to sleep some more, but next minute toms alarm went off. it was 7 and i still hadnt slept from when raja woke me up.
the reason tom set his alarm for so early was cos him and cal were doing the nevis bungy and had to be in town at 8. so they left and then i finally fell asleep, but was woken when the mulks got back.
then we left to the shotover canyons, where jarryd and tom did the jet boat while me and cal chilled.
then we all caught the bus to the canyon swing.
it is a 60m freefall then it swings you round at speeds of 200kmh.
cal went first and the blokes said cos he had already done the nevis bungy he had to go backwards. he did it all smooth and lookede stoked when he came back up.
then i went. the guys rigging it up are constantly trying to scare ya, so when i was just about to jump off, they debated for a few minutes whether or not i needed some extra clip that was just hanging off me, not attached to anything. finally they said that it wouldnt matter, and i asked them if they were sure and one of the blokes looked hell hesitant and just said he didnt know and we will find out once i jump. the bastards.
i did the pin drop, but as soon as i started dropping my limbs were flapping everywhere and jarryd reckons i was trying to fly.
jarryd did the pin drop next and after him tom went backwards. about halfway down tom started kicking his legs and thrashing about so he looked like "a fish out of water" according to the guys.
then i went again and they said i had to do a backwards one this time. they were psyching me out, telling me i had to do an 'elvis cutaway', but it looked crazy so i blurted out "i'd rather do a backflip." they thought that was an even better idea but once i got to the edge i pussed out and said, nah i will just jump off regular backwards. but they said that i wasnt allowed to change so i had to do a backflip. it was cool though, it was hella fun.
then manj went again and they strapped him in a chair and he sat there and rocked back off the edge, doing a backflip then twisting into a sideflip. it looked hell funny. after cal went he raced up and filmed the last five, so we got some good footage.
tonight we are hitting up the town big time.
my hands are still shaking, jumping off the ledge was probably the best thing i have ever done. next time i come to queenstown, there is no way im not doing it.

peace

2 kilo's and a carton

so yesterday we woke up pretty early-about 10:30.
then we cruised down to the supermarket to get our 2kg each.
this is what we each got...
brock- 600g sausage, 350g polony, 400g ham, 350g beef shnitzel, 300g little red sausages.
tom- 1kg bacon, 1kg sausages.
cal- 1kg bacon, 925g ham, 75g pepperoni.
jarryd- 400g polony, 300g little red sausages, 1.3kg sausages.

after that we went to the bottle shop and the other three bought speights, whilst i bought export gold.
we started at pretty much exactly 1pm. we started off enthusiastic, but after a while me and jarryd were getting worried about the meat, thinking we wouldnt be able to do it, whereas the mulks thought that the beers would be a tougher task.
after about 6 hours through we had all eaten about 1kg of meat, but the beer drinking was spread out throughout the feild, with the most drank being 12, the least being 6.
watching scrubs at 8:00pm, the frontrunner had slowed down a fair whack, and the whole group was tiring.
it was after scrubs that things started turning a little wierd. cal went up to get his remaining 800g of ham to eat, but came back saying that he couldnt find it. he kept searching throughout the night and concluded that it must have been 'stolen'.
tom also, after scrubs, went to cook the 800g of bacon he had remaining, but he also, after much searching, decided that it had been stolen.
me and jarryd thought it was a bit suspect, but they seemed to be telling the truth. so tom decided that he was drinking that much anymore, and ended up bailing on 12. the other three of us kept soldiering away. we put on cruel intentions, which went with beer like peas and carrots.
at around 12:30 i finished my last beer, then went upstairs and nailed back the rest of my snags by about 1am, exactly 12hours after we started.
jarryd finished his food soon after and then finished beer number 24 at about 3am. cal then ended up drinking 6 beers in about 1 and a half hours to fall in just behind jarryd at 3:30am.
it was a good day.

and thats the way the cookie crumbled

today be the day that i have dreamt about for many a month.
the events that are about to go down, will be forever talked about and relived. we wake up as men, but will sleep tonight as legends, having accomplished a feat that sent shivers down chuck norris's spine. an event that was like a heavy dose of kryptonite to superman. yes, not even Boony could do it, and he nailed 50 beers in one flight(see here)

Today, we are doing 2(not 1).... kilo's and a carton.
two kilo's and a carton.

we are heading down to the supermarket soon. everyone is keen for snaggers, and calum wants to get maybe 1.5 of ham, so everyone is thinking about which meat to go. after that we are heading to the bottle shop to get our cartons. im pretty excited. i have decided to start at 12 and finish at 12, so i go 1 beer every half hour.
for those who dont realise its pretty self explanatory. we have to eat 2kgs of any meat and a carton of beer in a day. i cant wait.

we went and saw hellboy 2 the other day. lame! i thought it was the worst movie i seen all year and apparently it was better than the first hellboy haha
on tuesday i will probably hit up taken and tropic thunder cos its like half price then.

last night we went to jocks for tea. it was awesome to have a healthy meal, and finally one that didnt consist of noodles. it was hell good and so was desert.

on friday we have a few events booked. mulks are gunna do the nevis bungy jump. then tom and jarryd are doing the shotover jet. then we are all doing the canyon sswing. i decided to bail on the jet cos i done it before but we heard off people that the canyon swing is prett terrifying so that should be enough i reckon.
we havent doine much snowboarding since i smacked my face into the ground on friday night. its been bad weather and is pouring right now. i cant actually see good either. when i close my right eye i cant even read with my left, there is just a massive purple blurry bit right where i focus. if its still there when i get back to busso im definately gunna see a doctor i reckon.

theres not much else to tell. happy birthday to my brother.
thats about it. im just getting amped for some serious drinking.

brocky

last night we went out again. we drank a bit at the backpackers then went out at like 12.
cal had been in the kitchen making toast at like 10:30, but after a suspiciously long time one of us went to check what he was doing and he had just joined in playing circle of death with a random bunch of people all staying at the same place as us.
so when they left into town they said we should all just go with them.
we went to winnies first and then to the world bar. we hung out with three girls that cal had met playing circle of death. one of them was an ugger and one had a boyfriend though.
soon jarryd dissappeared so me and tom went to fergburger and cal went to find manj.
me and tom got back home about 4 and they came back about an hour later.
it was a pretty good night, especially cos the d-floor at winnies was going off hella bad

just preparing to go out again soon. peace

dont get your hopes up

sorry that i havent done a blog for ages. i need a two dollar coin to use the internet and i havent had one for ages. plus there has been nothing that new or exciting to write about.
this week we went snowboarding a bit like usual. went to the movies on cheap tuesday. mulks went on monday as well.
i seen the new star wars and also wanted. i both thought they were ok. cal thought that the new girl on star wars was hot. i was like man, shes like an alien and is animated. he was lovin it though.
we went snowboarding tonight. on the second run i caught a rail and smacked me head into the ground. i ended up with a one inch cut inside me mouth. and some bruising to my face. i look better now haha.
we were meant to go out tonight but i had a killer headache so i wasnt gunna so the other boys didnt cos i bring the toughness to our group so they were scared as bro.

we watched cool runnings the other day. its so funny. my favourite line...
the coach says "a bobsled is a very simple thing." and some jamaican guys yells out "yeah, so is a toilet!"
awesome.
we also watched high school musical 2 twice in the last two days. its so good. i bought it for my sister for christmas, but mainly just so i could watch it haha

cal and tom are being really racist lately the bastards. there is heaps of people that are asian around, and every time they pass the mcmulkins just randomly start yelling out "chow pei woo, ning peng chong liee, my hee ho." or just random combinations of what they think asian people would be saying. one time one walked past, and cal thought he was going out side, so as soon as he left cal starts doing his impersonation, not realising the asain had stopped just before the door to grab something. a kelly momeny.
they dont have very good luck with asians though. the other day tom was having a poo, but forgot to lock the door. (it was a toilet and shower in the same room). then we seen some asian walk over there with a towel on his shoulder. he opens the door and in toms words "i seen the door open and the choonger pops his head in. he looked hell confused then i was like hey! and tried to cover my nuts so he seen my pants just chillin around my ankles"
it was pretty funny for us.

walking back from coronet the other day you have to zigzag down this hill. but instead we seen a spot that had snow so we thought we would just slide down to save walking. it was pretty steep but we thought it would be fine. so being brave i went first. i started sliding and tom was like oh its ok i will go next. but i realised that it wasnt snow, it was actually ice and i was getting too much speed. so halfway down i spun onto my belly and dug my claws in trying to reduce my speed. but it was no use so i just kept gathering speed. then 3/4 of the way down there is a little ridge with a really steep bit after, then the road. as i rocketed over the ridge i seen a sign and a bus right in my path. so now i was trying to just miss shit instead and gave up on slowing down. i got to the bottom and to avoid the bus i hit this little bump and did a half somersault right into a puddle. the bus driver who was sitting in the bus looked back and asks if i was ok. i started laughing and said i was fine. then i looked up the hill, expecting to see the other boys laughing at me. instead i see tom gunning down with a look of terror on his face. tom ended up in the same mud as me. then jarryd came down, and mowed straight into the sign.(he was the funniest) then i seen one of cals ski's shoot down, as apparently he let go of them in order to try and stop better. then he comes flying down, hits the sign thats already on the ground, then slides and ends up underneath the bus. the bus driver was laughing hell bad and other people ran over to tell us how much speed we had and how funny it was. then cal realised one of his ski's was stuck halfway up so he climbed up and we filmed him sliding down a second time. but he went to the side so got way less speed but it was still funny.

anyway we will probably try it again one day. it was so funny that we have to get it on film. even though it was painful and terrifying.
i will try to post more from now on. i started this one off thinking i had nothing to write, cos i forget how much fun we are having everyday, all the time, partying, snowboarding, eating, drinking, not working, with heaps of friends haha suck it alex. just kidding. but seriously, your missing out

i can see the mcmulkins food!!!

tonight me and tom finished of a 1L bottle of smirnoff together but we were even tonight so it was hell funny. we went to the world but as soon as we got there tom lied down on the couch and pretty much bailed. tom ran to the toilets and i followed him. he was throwing up and i waited for him for a while. then jarryed took him home and returned 1/2 hour later. then we had a few teapts(with the dice thing we ended up 5/6 feebies) and after a while cal got messed up. so at 1:30 we went home and on the way chal threw up big time. now me and manj are the only one's left. we are considering heading back out.
we watched usa beat spain for the gold medal game.
wade kobe and lebron chopped it.
ricky rubio put up a good fight though. and rudy fernandez(new trailblazer) is gunna be sick.
so hopefully next year on the blazers it will be
pg-jerryd bayless
sg-brandon roy
sf-martell webster
pf-lemarcus aldridge
c-greg oden

then next year hipefully the blazers can trade so that they have rubio bayless roy aldridge and oden.... Championship!!!

golfing

today we played golf. manj stayed home and watched tv, so it was just mulks me and jock.
jock hit a gentlemens 37, me and cal got reasonable 58's and tom pitched in a 60.
it was a good game, but i was furious, missing two birdie putts.
last night i had dinner with my family. me jock leigh nan ruth and john. it was good to catch up cos i hadnt seen them for ages. the other boys went out so by the time i got to the buffalo club where they were, i was well behind. so we went to the world bar and i nailed a teapot and 4 jagerbombs in a short space of time to catch up.
ended up blowing $95 though. tonight i will definately have a bit to drink before i go out.
tonight the world bar has the roll the dice promo so we will definately hit that up, so for me and tom it will have been three hard nights out in a row.
we mean business.

im goin to have dinner.
tom and cal have been rating "cado" on toast for a while now so i might have to give it a whirl(avocado)

ATTN:

attention: please dont read the last post. after a few drinks that is some whack shit.
so anyway... yesterday arvo me and tom went to the pool. we swam for like for hours because i havent had a swim for like 2 months, not even a bath, so i forgot what i was missing. then when we went to the changerooms we thought we would have a shower. so we both start heading for the same one, but tom gave me a push to the side, so he got in first. i was like whatever. and started walking into the next one. it wasnt until i was 3 steps into the cubicle that i realise there is an old hairy naked man standing there(for some reason he wanted to share his body with everyone and hadnt closed the door) soaping up his hairy chest. i let out an "eeeeew" and pretty much dived out of there, but couldnt get the image out of my head for many hours.
when we got back me and tom started drinking, and as you may have gathered from my previous post, cal and jarryd stayed home.(jarryd is a bit sick)
so me and tom polished off a 1L bottle of smirnoff before we left so we were well on the way, by the time we left the backpackers.
it was a pretty good night. we started at the world, and had a few teapots. when i went to the toilet at one stage i had to squeeze past a few blokes. as i muttered 'scuse one of them recognised my accent and let out a round of ozzy! ozzy! ozzy! to which i replied oi! oi! oi!
we then went to winnies. it was a good vibe. we hit up the d floor, and they started playing jump around by house of pain. so the whole crowd was jumping in unison which was cool.
then something strange and scary happened in the toilets. i was having a whizz, in the tray next to 2 other blokes, and i was on the end. then some guy comes out of the toilet(who was a wog), and next minute he starts yelling at the guy on the end "did you take a picture of my shit?". i started laughing quietly to myself thinking this guy is whack, but then the wog pushes the other guy and says "well. did ya?" the guy says "mate, i dont know what the fuck your talking about" then the wog just punches him in the face. i stopped laughing and was thinking this guy is really whack. then the wog moves on to the second guy and repeats the question. the 2nd guy says no, but the wog calls him a liar and punches him in the face anyway.
now im starting to shit myself knowing im next, and this guy is pretty big, so no-one is fighting back. but thankfully the first guy has left, and someone, not knowing the situation, has replaced him. the wog turns his attention to him and im thinking haha suck it. the wog doesnt even ask the question, he just pushes the new guy head first into the wall. then he says "did you take a picture of my shit?" the new guy goes "mate, i've just come in to have a piss, i dont know what the fuck your on about". the wog seemingly didnt like the tone in the new guys voice so he cops a punch to the face also. meanwhile, number 2 is leaving so i cut my remarkably long wee short(even though it stings when ya do that) so i can walk out positioning myself so i am sheilded by number two. as were leaving the bouncer is going in, and a few moments later the wog is getting thrown out, and the bouncers dont care how many walls you get pushed into on the way either.
then i went and found tom and apparently he was watching from the doorway as well. then we go back on the dance floor to continue getting loose.
we finished off by going to fergburger and subculture, getting home about 5:30am.
it was a cool night.
im out, of control like the wog

why?

why would you compare me to jesus??
i cant belive that. why? why? why?
me and tom are goin out. cal and jarryd are bitchin. the bitches. bitch.
bitch.
sam rix is a rig i heard on the g-dizzle vizle.
tom and holly biatch.
thats what im talkin bout

cals bunkerooney

the other day me and tom and sorta jarryd set up this hell good trick on chal.
when he went to watch the olympics me and tom pretended we were gunna play scrabble in our room.
then we went to some shed and got a screwdriver and a spanner. then cos he is in a bunkbed above me, we removed the matress and unscrewed all the planks of wood, except for 3 at the ladder. then we took them out, and replaced the matress so it was just resting on the 3 planks and the metalwork at the other end.
this is the result...
i was gunna put the video clip(we used a hidden camera) right there but its taking too long so im giving up. but in the end, cal climbed up the ladder layed down, and fell straight fucken through. he was pretty mad, so i was hovering in the doorway incase he charged at me but he ended up laughing. i will try to put it on later.
we been snowboarding 3 days in a row. so tomorrow were resting.
peace

lets roll the dice...

last night we all went out on the town.
we had dinner, which was subway, then went back to our hostel. we started drinking about 8pm, and by the time 11 kicked round i was well and truly ready to get b-funky.
we first hit up the buffalo club cos the key to our hostel room has a tag on it that when showed can get you 2 4 1... so we had a few beers, and a game or so of pool... and at one stage there was a circle of people on the d-floor. in the middle was some guy breaking and everyone was cheering him on. then he jumped out and some guy jumped in the middle and started doing like an irish jig or something. i was gunna go in and do the caterpillar, but cos i hadnt tried since year 7 i was worried i would squash me nuts.
then some old guy (like 60) jumped in the middle and started dancing. everyone got hell rowdy cheering him on, and he was so into it that he jumped on a table(with people sitting at drinking) and started dancing on it! it was so funny but the bouncer then pulled him off. manj immediately went and gave him and handshake and a hug as we all thought it was legendary.

we then went to the world bar to show mcmulkins the famous teapots. (they are just a giant cocktail in a teapot, that they give you plastic shot glasses with). we first got an illusion which taste a bit like a pina colada. but wehen we bought it we didnt realise that every sunday they have this thing where you roll a dice and if its 4,5 or 6, you get it for free! and they are usually $15 so we were stoked when cal rolled a 5!
so we pored out many a shot, and went through teapot after teapot, at one stage getting to 4/5 freebies, but then, as you would imagine, it ended up being about 10/20.
when i was buying one at one stage some guy was chattin to me about the teapots. he was wishing me luck to get a freebie, and he was being a good man, so after i rolled a 2, he patted me on the back and said something like better luck next time. so i thought, what a bloke, and gave him a shot from our teapot. he was stoked at the generosity, so as me mulks and manj went and sat at a table, the guy brought over 5 jagerbombs that he shouted us. so when you think about it, there are about 15 shots in a teapot, therefore a shot=$1, whereas jager's were $10 each, so it was a shout session of $1<$40... we then partied with him for the rest of the night. legend.
we also saw the guy that paid us $20 to stay in another room. he was kicking it on the d and when he saw us he was stoked and we laughed about it for ages.

it was a good night, the best bits being the old man on the table, and the free jagerbombs..
we got back late, the other boys are still sleeping(its 4:31 atm)

everything is still sweet as. wish you were here kel. we went snowboarding the other night (sat) and it was the best i have ever seen coronet. powder was in every nook and cranny. then it turned into a blizzard and it was stinging our faces hell bad. so we went into the base building and got some chips, hoping it would clear up. it didnt, so after 1/2 hour we decided to go home. but apparently there was a 12car 2 bus pile up down the road, as it was snowy and icey, so they werent letting anyone go. that was at 7pm. then at 9pm they told us cars with chains could go, but everyone else had to catch a bus down and get the car the next day. we waited more then at 10:45, they finally said regular cars could go. longest wait ever though!

we are hearing some whack shit about ozzy, cale potter, maybe strahany and some john guy.
if anyone knows shit could they message me or something, cos we are all pretty cut to hear about ozzy, hearing he has like a broken neck and in a coma. but we are unsure if luke was in the car or not.

magic city, new york dog, rolex.

new post

mcmulkins arrived yesterday and they looked like SHIT!!!
i got a message from thier friend fenella the night before saying "cal and tom are so drunk. we were supposed to go to town tonight but they are both spewin everywhere so we have to go home. haha fukn funny ay"
IT WAS.
they ended up passin out a bit after apparently.
then on the bus the next day they both threw up several times. at one stage he threw up but caught it in his hands, then it slid down out of his hands onto his shirt. he threw the shirt in the bin later.
so last night we just chilled. it has snowed about 2 inches in the town the last two days, but we havent gone up the mountain cos its been snowing and the roads have been shit.
one road on a hill was so bad that some guy locked in his handbrake and his regular breaks but just slid down anyway.
some old man was trying to walk up the footpath but kept slippin so me and manj had to drag him up. he was very grateful.
today we went and hired a court and played basketaball for a couple of hours. it was good to finally get some excercise, and i can tell you it wasnt just raining outside thats what im talkin bout player
hopefully we will part A tonight but i dont know if mulks are fully recovered yet.

thats all for now.
bye

ch.ch, ferg, G1 and late night shenanigans

We went partying out in ch.ch with mulks the other night.
we went to some place that would have had at least 50 pool tables. it was so massive. we only found out after that we went to the hell bogan part of town, like hell fight club apparently. but no one wants to fight us cos we have such an aura of toughness.
then we went to some other place then got home like 4am. mulks left a bit earlier cos they were bummed that fenella(who is actually hot) didnt come out.

me and jarryd drove down yesterday and stopped off at jocks on the way to queenstown. he said he needed the truck, so we swapped it with another big 4 wheel drive whats hell better that we call 'the beast'.
today we played golf. me and jarryd both did better than last time, but he beat me 44-45, only due to a HOLE IN ONE he got on the 7th hole. it was amazing. it was 113m long, but still sooo cool. we were laughing and dancin for ages.
we hit up fergburger for afternoon tea. we had a tropical swine each. it was 12bucks a pop, but the most awesome thing ever.
we are expecting mulks tomorrow, who stayed in ch.ch an extra few days to hit up this 'apparenly' massive party. it will be lame, i know it. and their bus tickets is 50 each so they will regret not driving down with us i'm sure.
last night the funniest events went down. we were in our room and there were two other girls in it. they werent there, but we seen hair straighteners and stuff so we figured they were girls. we went to bed, then at like 2am some girl comes in hell quietly, fumbles in her bag for a minute, then takes out what we thought sounded very much like a conny.
she then left, and an hour later the other girl came home. she was so noisy and kept whispering sorry but eventually we just turned on the light. then her boyfriend came in. they were hell cool and thought it was hilarious about their friend who was gettin some. then the girl grabbed some shit, and they said they were gunna sleep in his room. then he comes back 5 mins later, and starts begging us to sleep in his room, where there were 4 other guys, so he could get laid in our room. after a while he offered us $20 each to swap with him hahaha.
it was a done deal.

thats all for now. i will update soon.
ps its snowing right now

Would YOU still be with her?

This post has been removed because it is upsetting people that were never meant to get upset about it.
Brock

the day my bum went psycho

the title actually has nothing to do with the post at all. its just the name of a good book. i recommend it to anyone.
at the moment i am in an internet cafe with manj cos the net at our backpackers is as good as a penis flavoured lollipop.(dodgeball)

we arrived in christchurch a couple of days ago. the backpackers we are staying in is really good, besides the internet connection. there was an irish girl what me and jarryd gave an 8/10 but kelly thought she was a 5.5. i dont know when he got high standards all of a sudden.
speaking of kel, it was sad when he left yesterday. we dropped him off at the airport. said our goodbye's, gave his bum a squeeze. the usual.
i think as he was walking off i seen a tear in his eye. i know mine and jarryds were watery.
but we soon got over it as we got lost trying to meet up with mulks in the mall. we ended up somewhere completely different at a place called pack and save. some genius(loser) had the idea to pack your own shopping. worst idea ever!!!
we bought enough food to last us till we go back down to queenstown(which ironically hosts a parade every-year for gay and lesbians so it really is queenstown)
we saw mulks the day before kelly left. it was good to see them. we went snowboarding at the nearest field, which was an hour and a half away!! it was called porters and off the main tracks had knee deep untouched powder. soooooooo good!
on the way to ch.ch we stopped for a night in wanaka.
we hit up the snowpark, which is pretty small but is made up of massive jumps and rails and halfpipes. we saw a skier do a 900, and a few snowboarders doing mctwists and stuff in the halfpipe. it was a scary place.
apparently mcmulkins reckon that our backpackers is in the worst part of the city. tom said it was like northbridge, then changed his mind and said more like the worst part of new york city, even worse than 8 mile hahaha. i doubt it.
today is the opening ceremony of the olympics. i am so excited, a bit of wee is coming out.

thats all i can really think of for now. i hope you had a safe flight kelly. leave a comment so i know.
me and jarryd are throwing idea's around for another post soon, about a particular event, what some people might not be happy about. stay tuned.

season 7 scrubs-THATS WHAT IM TALKIN BOUT!

What a night!!!

What a night!!!
i wont say everything that happened because there is some stuff that only a select few people would know.
all i can say is that two people threw up, one person brought home a girl who slept in his bed but nothing happened. one person threw up on himself and in his bed, and in a mall in font of a security of a security camera.
there was also a moment when someone said(to the person who brought home a girl, not knowing she was there) "hey ____ where were you last night? the last time i saw you, you were with that hell dirty bitch. did you hook up?"
the other two people were laughing so bad!!!
anyway, write a comment and guess who was who.
peace

Polls

Its official. Tooheys pilsner is the best beer.

I added a poll about the winter olympics because kelly and jarryd had a big arguement so i made the question over what they were argueing about.
i will reveal who thought what at the end

Backpackers

About half an hour ago we arrived at the backpackers. well its called resort lodge actually.
its a tight little unit. we arrived and someone is in our room but we dont know who it is yet... hopefully its a girl thats hot. kel reckons he will hook up with her if he gets half a chance.
we were pretty scared when we first arrived. it reminds me of school camp. except you dont know anyone. and everyone is black. not really. few asians though.

today we played golf. i hit a gentlemens 69(thats what im talkin bout!!!) for 18 holes.
actually we only played the front nine.
we also watched the X files. we went in to see batman but it wasnt on at the right time. it wasnt as good as the tv show though.
im gettin hella excited for the olympics. i even made an olympic poll question(winter olympics actually).

cant wait to see ya mulks... you probably wont read this while your in christchurch though, so i can say whatever i want about you.
ya dickheads

you want strawberry? how about RAWBERRY!!!

The second attempt

Today we went up coronet again.
it was a nice day and the snow was pretty good cos we got another 5cm last night.
we were filming some shit and then kel said the battery ran out. we all believed him of course but were a bit bummed out. then on the way home i turned it on and it had nearly a full battery left. i was pretty mad but got over it soon enough.
anyway, here is the footage we managed to scrape together from today.

the jump that we did with the light in the background was good. we ended up doin it heaps but only filmed our second go on it. we ended up gettin so big off it. it was hella good.

not long now mulks!! see ya in like a week or something..

golf n shit

today we played a round of golf.
i was leading for a fair bit of the day but on the last hole i hit a 9.
we tallied up the scores, and like mini golf, they were a bit suspect...
kel-49
jarryd-49
brock-48
cleaned them up again!!!

last night we watched freddy vs jason.
freddy krueger is one creepy dude.
after that me and jarryd kept creepin up on kelly and scaring him.
at one stage i was goin into my room but i sensed something was a bit unusual. so i had a peek and seen kelly hiding behind my door. so i crept up and jumped out at him and scared the shit out of him, when he was waiting to scare me. haha no balls

we went to the driving range to, and manj has a hell funky lookin swing on him. so he was using this massive tee, with a driver, but kept gettin under it and the projectory of the ball would go directly up, and like 1 metre forward. on one attempt he hit it straight up, then swung and hit it again on its way down. haha i didnt think it was possible!!! kept hitting the roof as well haha

al, your dropping your game. the blog rate is seriously declining.
post one, NOW!!!

you'll have babies, so many babies, 400 BABIES!!!

Going Big

tonight we filmed some snowboarding and made a little movie.
dont think were hell shit though, cos all our best jumps were when we were'nt filming.
(if ya cant tell, manji is the kook)

It was only a first attempt remember

its also on youtube. just search for 'kelly brock jarryd'

Nofast Wikipedia(removed though)

This is an article i submitted on to wikipedia, but the editors rejected it because they said it was a hoax.
i have now tried to submit 4 articles to wikipedia, all that have been rejected.

Nofast is a late night meal that takes place between dinner, and when a person goes to sleep, usually in the time period of 11pm to 4am. It is currently little known to the general public, although those who have experienced Nofast, claim it to be a new and innovative phenomenon[1].
Contents
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1 The Name
2 The origins of Nofast
3 A healthy move
4 Night Eating Syndrome
5 A famous Nofaster in literature
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[edit] The Name
The name 'Nofast' was derived of the exact same principles that breakfast was created by.
Breakfast is the first meal of the day. The word derives from the idea of breaking the involuntary fast of sleep.
Instead of sleeping, a person is awake, and so if they are eating in this time period, they are not fasting at all. Hence, No-fast.
[edit] The origins of Nofast
Before Nofast was created, it was deemed socailly unaccpetable to have a late night meal. Those who felt the need to consume food after midnight had to divulge in secret, as it was labelled as innapropriate, and the general public shunned this behaviour. To avoid discrimination, Nofast was spawned, and hence, a new era of 'freedom of eat' was created. No longer would people be outcasted for thier hunger pains at night. Even people in positions of power could now eat late at night without being judged as being a bad role model in the community.
[edit] A healthy move
Many leading dieticians stress the importance of eating three meals a day, to remain healthy[2].
if you want to look after your health, you need to find ways to eat three nutritious meals.
Some people whose job requires them to sleep during the regular breakfast period, need to eat during the night. This is so they can finish with three meals for the day, in order to remain healthy. Having the extra meal late at night is not an option for some. This is why Nofast is becoming such an important meal for today's society.
Restaurants and Bar's, and even some service stations are now open all night so that Nofaster's can get thier fix when cooking at home is not an option. This trend is developing the Nofast culture and is seeing the popularity of the meal grow at a massive rate.
[edit] Night Eating Syndrome
Night eating syndrome[3], or NES, is a disorder that effects 1% to 2% of the population. These people who suffer from NES would struggle to fit in and be accepted in thier community without Nofast. NES sufferer's would be frowned upon for not having thier three meals a day, and without knowing that they are indulging in a late night meal, suspicions of anorexia could be aroused. But now that Nofast is recognised as a proper meal, these people can no longer feel ashamed about the condition to which they suffer.
[edit] A famous Nofaster in literature
One of the most famous Nofaster's in literature is James Potter from the Harry Potter series. In 'Harry Potter and the philsosophers stone' professor Dumbledore is discussing the uses that Harry's father had with the invisibility cloak.
your father often used the cloak to sneak into the kitchens late at night and steal foodJames had already started Nofasting long before the term was created. But if Nofasting had been invented then, surely the use of the invisibility cloak would not have been required, as everyone in the castle would have joined him for a late night meal.

I guess i will have to keep trying. if your wondering what the post before this was about, it was just a reference trying to convince the editor that Nofast was real.

Brocky

Nofast

Nofast is so awesome. everyone's doing it lately.
its eating a meal in the timeslot when you would usually be sleeping.
its like a late night dinner dream come true.
its pretty popular over here at the moment.
its becoming a cultural phenomenon
I love it!

Eating snow

today we went up coronet peak once more. it was engulfed in a cloud most of the day and there was some pretty heavy snowing going on towards the top, but the quality of the feild was choice brah, like no ice at all.

we tore it up quite a bit. manji is finally starting to become good, now that he has rebuilt some confidence with his wrist i think.

at one stage i was holding a snowball just playing with it when all of a sudden, a piece of snow hit me on the top of the head. kelly had thrown it, and when i looked around he was laughing triumphantly. but his open smile was a perfect target. my instincts kicked in and i immediately pegged my perfectly formed snowball straight into his mouth. he sat there shocked, with his mouth full of snow. now it was my turn to laugh, which i did, and some.

he said i over-reacted but oh well

here is a picture of a 'give way' bridge.

there are a few around and kelly nearly killed us today driving over cos he was so impatient that he went when it wasnt his turn and we had to reverse back haha

(that didnt really happen but im pretty bored right now. manj is readin harry potter and kel fell asleep on the couch. do you blame me?)

we watched get rich or die trying last night. twas good.

im out like i thought 50 woulda been, after getting 9 caps busted in his ass

The verdict

its official!!!
the polling booth is now closed and the officail verdict is that both the mcmulkin twins are uggers.
thanks for voting

pussy wet and coronet

firstly to explain the pussy wet title: last night we went out to dinner with my nan and on the way to our car, kelly saw a cat sitting on a wall. kelly immediately crossed the road to reach the cat, maybe having a flashback or thinking that misty had come back to visit him from the spirit world(mind you with two eyes, and no rabies). we asked him what he was doin and he yelled back across the street "the pussys all wet!!!". he claimed it had been raining but we thought otherwise.

today we hit up coronet. it was seriously icy in some parts but virtually a 20 second lineup for the lifts so it wasnt too bad.

i would describe it, but here is some proof.

two fine photos of kelly.

and a video of kelly bustin out a big backside 180 off a little wall.....

as you can see, he still has along way to go before he actually lands it.

we will probably go up tomorrow and hopefully with better snow quality, the vids will be banana's-oh-banana's-oh-banana's...(whats that a quote off?)

make sure you leave a comment. were feelin all lonely n stuff. leave your best idea for a snowboarding trick for kel to do and he will attempt the most creative one this time next week.(nothing is out of the question)

im off like the cookie jar lid at the trombettas

ice hockey and some

the other day we did a few tourist things. we went on a ride up the gondola which was fucken scary.(kelly wouldve pooed his pants if there was a bath around) each time we passed another cabin thing going the other way we pulled faces that displayed great fear and like we were pooing our pants. then we did a few where i pretended to be choking kelly and heaps of people got scared cos they thought it was for real.
then we played indoor mini golf. at first the scores were suspect but after confirmation with a calculator it came out like
3rd-kelly-86
2nd-jarryd-85
1st-brock-84
weird eh
tonight we went and watched ice hockey. it was the southern stampede vs dunedin thunder. we were going for the home team which was the stampede. we found out that they had the nz international team(ice blacks) captain playing for them.
we all picked a player that we could claim was our own and kelly picked Wilson, jarryd picked Tout, and i picked Argyle.
it turns out Argyle won the 2008 mvp for the ice blacks and was the toughest bastard out there, getting sin binned 3 times and knocking the shit out of many players. and at one stage he got sin binned for a whole period.
the dude kelly chose was like a 3rd string left winger haha

the other day kelly "the lone ranger" duthie went snowboarding on his own cos me and jarryd slept in. he said that at one stage he stacked it soo bad that 7 seperate people went up to him and asked if he was alright.
what a kook!!!
im out like kelly smacking his head after snowboarding

Alex's Bio

A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away...

JAR WARS

Alexander William Trombetta was born on the 18th of September 1990.

He was the first born to Margeret, and we suspect Dominic. He grew up in a poverty stricken world where each meal he thought would be his last. Because clothes were sparse, he had to grow a thick woollen layer to insulate himself. the remaining evidence is his extremely hairy nipples. He was the first of 27 boys, although only five remain today, as they were put through a deathmatch so only the fittest would survive.

Here is a picture of Alex's family (captured before the deathmatch)

He constantly fought off wild animals to scrimmage up enough to eat to survive.

Alex constantly had to fight off his brothers to claim the treat of his one cookie per month, but the constant attck of the cookie jar resulted in many feuds between alex and his brothers.

His primary school years are an absolute mystery. All that is known is that he spent his years developing in football and basketball, to become the up and coming star he is today.

He started his high school years in the ATP (Amazingly and super intelligent, wonderful talented genius people) class. This is where he created the foundations of the supergroup the 'Landa Boys' with his equally talented partner in crime, Brock James Monck. Together they pulled many stunts, and made many people the "victim of their mockery".

But one day in S+E class scenes unfolded that were reminscient of a Jerry Springer show. 3 against 1, he was greatly outnumbered in muscle, intelligence and looks. True to Trombetta fighting style, he went down swinging(and biting and pinching and scratching and eye-gouging). It started when Domini(Timone's partner in crime), took a simple friendly game of keepy-off too far. not knowing the game was over, she tried to outmuscle alex(and nearly succeeded) by using her brute force. Alex didnt take kindly to this sequence of events, and responded with a jaw-shattering backhand to the jaw. This incident left Domini bloodied and vomiting, also feeling faint, and craving some donuts. Mr Jim Head(known by kelly as head-jobby-job) told the class to hush and regain their seats, as domini was rushed to the abbotoirs.

He conquered many women over his high school days. He was only able to seduce our dwarf friend hayley, for one day however. Of his many conquests, the taming of the 'Bat' is one for the ages. words cannot describe her beauty, which is why we have a picture.

He enjoyed many pleasuable times with batty, and one stint that he stated was the best 30 mins of his life. (apart from one 8 second ordeal)

Due to an undeniably angry force in the room, not much can be said about his conquest of Morgan Riley.(Twice)

His mind often wandered when thinking about who to conquer next, and to everyones surprise, it was the drama teacher, he took a liking to.

He often raised eyebrows with his antics in the sporting arena. His cheap style of play and dirty tactics are often on display. His go to move remains throwing the ball in to the face of unsuspecting opponents, and eye gouging. we are lucky enough to have caught both moves whilst in action.

His brilliance on the sporting field is constantly overlooked. A star for Saints, he took his game to new heights whilst playing for busselton. 2006 saw him take out Best and Fairest for the under 16's in football, then his encore was taking out both the club best and fairest, and the mail medal in 2007, amidst playing regularly for East Perth Football Club. In 2007 he also captained his basketball team to the premiership. With a strong performance throughout the season and in the grand final, where he dished out at least 15 assists. Country week in 2007 saw him raise his game to a level, not acheived yet by mankind. Despite maybe not racking up the most votes, he was rated by peers as the most valuable player on the team, and possibly in the tournament. But his fiery temper on the football feild saw him in many smish'es throughout the season, one of which he introduced the Trombetta fighting style to the game, where he punches with the side of his fist. This resulted in his fist being broken, due to a lack of kahuna's. This was the first of many football injuries, as now he is a very injury prone young man.

An alluring person, alex often uses his spaghetti aroma to lure women into bed, of which one time he accidentally served up a strong dose to Kelly Duthie. We wont go in to detail, but the events that went down that night were reminiscient of alex's favourite movie- Brokeback Mountain.

He has held many nicknames over the years, one of which is "the dealer".

He also claimed that we should call him "the one". But this just set him up to be renamed "the one, inch penis". This was later confirmed when he suffered a possible allergic reaction to latex, where some serious shrinkage occurred, witnessed by emma poppa's when she was givin him a lil some'n some'n.

So although this may be the end of the story, of Alex's life, it is merely the beginning.

And so we wait for the next chapter of Al's life to unfold, all we can say is good luck, and good night.

Stenchy

me and kelly just found out today that since we moved in, 7 days ago, jarryd has only had one shower.
we had to drag him in there for his second, which is where he is right now.
so instead of manji, he is now stenchy, a name previously held by callum.
others include: the great white stench, the stenchbull, and the stenchbomb.
last night we watched a movie kelly thought was called beverly cop hills... idiot
we are writing als bio tonight so stay tuned.
im out, of my mind when i smell stenchy

Exercise

We are all starting to miss footy and basketball, and kelly is missing hockey and morgan(cos she gives him a bit of a workout).
so today we went in to the driving range. but by the time we got there it was closed. so we went and bought a $10 basketball and then cos the shops were nearby we went and did a bit of shopping. at one stage me and manji seen a triple layered chocolate mudcake with lollies embedded into it so we had to distract kelly so he wouldnt make us buy it.(it takes so much effort shopping with him cos he completely ignores the budget, and calories too)

tomorrow we are goin snowboarding, which we havent done for ages cos kelly is always sleepin in till like 3pm

i'm gone like jarryd is whenever its time to do the dishes

hitting up the town

last night we roasted some chicken and had a side of peas corn and chips. then me and jarryd started drinking, because kelly was nominated as designated driver for the night. we had maybe like 3 beers and a few glasses of vodka and then kelly drove us in.
first we went to a place called subculture which is an underground nightclub. we read on the net that it opened at 10pm so we went there at like 10:30 thinkin we were pretty bad-ass but we were the only ones there!
kelly started tuning the bartender and she said that it doesnt really start crankin till like 1am, at which point the bouncer will probably start asking for an entrance fee. so we went and had a chat to the bouncer who was a big maori bloke and then said we would come back later. we then went and checked out the world bar. when the bouncer was checkin kellys id kel tried to pull a swifty on him by askin him "what time does it crank up?" the bouncer replied with "when your old enough to get in".
kel assured us that he didnt mind waiting in the car for a while so me and manji walked in.
they had this weird teapots there and me and manji shared one and it was long island iced tea apparently and it was fucken sick!
soon after though we were sitting at a table and manji informed me that he was hella tired. i was like whatever dude just dont fall asleep cos then we will probs get kicked out. next thing i know, manji is sleepin next to me and a bouncer is striding over towards us. i start punching him under the tble trying to wake him the fuck up but he just muttered like fuck off or something and then the bouncer grabs him by the shirt and shakes him awake. that was the end of our stint at the world bar.
we went and got kel and headed back to subculture. by then the bouncer was lining everyone up and asking for id and a $5 entry fee. but when we walked up he's like oh nah you guys are sweet brue(bro) and let us straight in haha.
we were there for a bit and then manj got the keys off us and said he was gunna sleep in the car, and that he will switch to designated driver.
so he left then kel started to go all out and ordered a few shots and a cocktail called a kurant affair which was hella good. then we met this jamie guy from the uk and thought we'd party with him. so we left subculture and went to some random bar, getting asked by some dudes were the brothel was on the way, and had a few beers there. then for the next 2 hours we had a beer in four more different bars, finally heading back to subculture to finish the night.
me kel and jamie then hit up the d-floor for a couple of hours and kel was dirty dancing with some sweet honeys.
then we called it a night and went back to the truck, where manji was sound asleep. we then got home like 6am, had some pizza and then went to bed like 7am.
then we just woke up like an hour ago.
kel keeps gettin mad cos he reckons were wasting our days by sleepin but last night was good fun so we might just have to do it again tonight.

well that was a fucken huuuuge blog, my fingers are killin me,
i'm out like jarryd after some long island iced tea

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i doubt anyone will do it but hey, i never thought someone would kick a chair after losing a grand final

today and maybe tonight

today we woke up at around 2pm, after having a bourbon and uka session till 4:30 last night.
we drove up to coronet peak for a night snowboard but arrived to find that the fields were closed due to it being to windy. kelly was so mad, i tried to take a photo of him and he called me the 'c' word.
it was dissapointing though because it will be quite crowded over the weekend so we were planning not to go then so were lookin at a serious dry spell.
tonight we might go out as several of queenstowns finest dont open till late anyway.
all the parents out there will be glad to know that we are eating healthy. we went shopping the other day. kelly kept trying to pull a swifty over us by telling us that lolly bananas counted as a serve of fruit.
he also made us by heaps of bad food, like when we asked him to get the milk, he came back with choc milk etc.

for anyone interested in my life story, alex has written a beautiful and moving peice about me on his blog, which i suggest you check out.

fuck free world, 313

Fantastic Lookalike

shawn michaels is an ex WWE world champion. his nickname used to be the HBK-heart break kid.
due to jarryds recent form i looked him up a found an overwhelming resemblance between the two.
jarryd does this pose all the time, on the couch, in bed, or just workin on his tan in the snow.

out like a poxy cougar wench

lookalikes

here are some gems of jarryd and kelly sent in by liam kelly. (they are all random sizes and shapes though so they are pretty much splattered all over the page.)

and one that i found of neil mcmulkin(uncanny resemblance)

today we are goin food shopping. but jarryd and kelly both woke up around 2:30pm so we might not have that much time.

we watched 8 mile and once were warriors and just married last night(which was so lame that i fell asleep in, good one jarryd)

tomorrow we will probably hit up the remarkables, if kellys not hooking up again

love brocky, kelly and the HBK.

Ad's and scrubs

Hey mulks and al, guess what!?! i dont know if its the same for australia but there are new episodes of scrubs showing right now, the next is tonight (season 7).
sucked in bitches
today we moved in to the house we will be stayin in for the next three weeks. we have a blue dual cab ute which we call "the truck" to get around in.
we are lookin for places to stay in queenstown for when we move out of here but it would be better if both the mulks came down so we could all get a place together. queenstown rips christchurch and we will be missin you down here. queenstown is more of a party town and christchurch is more like perth sorta and were sure there will be heaps of drunk bitches hotter than fenella all craving your twin towers(will flattery persuade you)
kelly has ALREADY HOOKED UP MULTIPLE TIMES =)

there is this ad that is always on tv over here and it rocks our world. after several watches you will be lovin it so dont dismiss it straight away as it grows on you and sooner or later you will be dancing along to it and cheering whenever it comes on like me jarryd and kely does(when he's not hookin up)

go to this link but make sure it loads fully before you watch it
New Telecom ad featuring Elemeno P
not as good as the powerthirst video but still pretty fucken insanely good.
if you wanna know what the snowboarding has been like go on to ski nz= www.skinz.com (seriously do it)

p.s mum why havent you called me like you said =(

i'm out, of ideas

brocky, kel and the heartbreak kid

Snowboarding!!!

we woke up on friday morning hoping to get up the mountain for a snowboard, but instead we found there to be a foot of snow!!! all the roads were blocked so instead we just made a snowman and then we found a hill behind my nans house.(which we called nannys noose) we rode down this for a bit on our newly bought snowboards and then we went in for lunch. after lunch kelly seen some 5 year old girl who was still in nappies and went all commando on her ass and started peppering down snowballs at her and her firends(all pre-teen). they ran but kelly was in one of his rages(like when he kicked the chair) and he hunted them down. they took cover behind a bus but kelly speared a softball sized snowball compacted tightly and it smashed right into the little babys face, knocking her out. he then knew the game was up so he sprinted back to base.
after that fiasco we built a jump towards the bottom of nannys noose.
i was busting backside 180 indys, jarryd with big methods, and kelly was doin good i guess.
jarryd then took it to new levels and did a jump that can only be described by kelly when he called it a "backside-frontside mctwist backflip frontside"
he damaged his wrist and we have a suspicion that it might be broken. it was so funny.
then today we headed up the mountain to massive crowds due to a combination of the first day of the hols/winter fest/ it being a sunday/ and after the first good snowfall. apparnetly there was 6000 people there.
they had heaps of events because of the winter fest and there was a rail grinding competition at the end of the day which we checked out.
we are planning to go back up tomorrow hoping for about half the number of people up there and plus jarryd didnt do it today cos of his wrist.

im gone like the wind(thats for you mum)

Bus trip

the bus trip from christy to queeny was sooo long. we left at 8:30am and arrived at 6:00pm. we made so many unneccasary stops but the scenery was delightful and we claimed the back seat. we mainly just read ralph and fhm and teased kelly about his recently aquired megan fox obsession. in one picture he reckons he can almost see a bit of nipple action.
we finally arrived in arrowtown after two days of travelling and all the parents out there will be glad to know that we have been eating healthy. kelly even opted for some tomato soup instead of his usual pastry and chip binge.

next blog will be after snowboarding(saturday)
im out like someone after sniffin cals breath(biohazard)(also the main cause of the deadly gases destroying the earths atmosphere.)(watch out polar bears)(sea levels are a risin' but people are a droppin')(smells like bigfoots dick)

christchurch

we stayed in cathedral square. it was alright. kelly got lost a bit. we had 2 pints with dinner and kelly pretended he lost his i.d.
he thought he was a big man and shit but he was strugglin to finish his beers.
kellys mums friends made him a cute little woolen fanny beanie that has tinsel around the edges, reminiscient of jarryds christmas tree he says. we kicked kellys american footy around in our room but that was the extent of our excitement for the night.(besides kelly gettin a bit of late night SBS action.)
kelly was also dropping the c-bomb toward any asian that walked by, because he assumed they would not have migrated to new zealand yet, because it was too cold, and they're eyes were too slanty, and they had tight shcooners.

im out like kelly playin cricket

the plane trip

the plane trip was fairly boring. first we flew to auckland and then down to cristchurch. we watched a thouroughly enjoyable movie called definately maybe. the worst part was that it was a romantic chick flick.
jarryd cried a little.
the highlight of the trip was when during dinner i looked across to see jarryd with the handle end of his fork fully engulfed up his nose. i maintain he was pretending to be a walrus.
jarryd: from my perspective the plane trip was highly enjoyabe capped off just after brock had chosen roast chicken for dinner . he was heaving mouthfuls of the tender chicken into his mouth when he suddenly realized a side of salad on his plate. overjoyed and caught up in the moment he thrust his fork towards the fresh lettuce and such for a munch when after 4 prods realized a protective clear plastic lid was making his attempts futile
and the knife thing was because i thought the handle was the right size to fit perfectly up my nostril

what a fucken exagerator!!!

we arrived all safe but tired, ready for the next part of the adventure.

im gone like kellys anal virginity

lookalikes

after reading alexs latest blog it has inspired me.

anyone with kelly duthie lookalikes send them to me at brockjmonck@live.com.au and i will post the best ones on my next blog. heres two of kelly's latest marking attempts to wet your whistle

out like school in january

zip your lip

tomorrow i leave for perth so this will be my last blog till probably friday, by which time i will have already hopefully have torn it up on the slopes.
today i watched the team play. they did better without me. mike robbins copped a big hit to the head(he's better lookin now), but went back on in the last quarter and had a blinder(he could still see though). grills, caldow(mr 10) and brodie also played sick and johnny tore his hammy so he is out for five.
all in all it was an eventful day for the young-uns. haha

just reminding you al that you would be a shit bloke if you said anything to anyone about the thing if you get my drift. (you definately do)

im loving the brackets right now(they're good)
im out like kelly in the first round of our arm wrestle tournament

brocky

3 days and counting..

Not long to go now. its really exciting when i think about it. but you know when ya really look forward to something so it seems like time goes slower. well thats whats happening to me.
i've tried not to let it but. whenever someone starts to talking about it i quickly change the subject to something different like the weather (bad of late), or my hair(these old rags?).
threw that in for you cal.
last night i went to t-bags birthday bash. it was more of a gathering actually. al and page were in good form, but i was playing kelly hot and cold. mostly cold. icy stares and whatnot.

my partner in crime, or as some may know him, the dealer, has set up a blog also.
to read up on the trials and tribulations of busselton, go on to http://www.alexallalone.blogspot.com/

its quality reading. and for those who cant read, the audio edition will be out next month.
not really

out like kelly after 3 beers

Brockyyyyyyyyy

no more footy

i'm dissapointed the way my season ended this year, on a personal level, and for our team.
i am gunna miss the last game of the season because of my broken thumb, and its a game that actually seems winnable for once. our team has lost so many winnable games that we are reminiscient of the dockers form of late. this is due to our forward line structure, and injury to a few quality players. my season was shit. the only goodpoints i can see are my 14.1 (accurate goalkicking) for the season and my 5.0 against eaton. and that i'm tied for first in the mail medal, but everyone knows its flawed anyway. i reckon it will be out of harbeck, baker and alex for the mail medal, but harbeck is a certainty for the club f+b. his intensity and defensive play is unrivalled in the colts league and he can also be a potent scoring option.
it was good to see manj and rang play a few games before we left, and get a few goalski's.
dont know how the team will go with 3 of us leaving, then two more after that, and plus two of the best players are injury prone (alex and T-page).
good luck for the rest of the year boys
hopefully i will be able to scrounge up a few afl games over in NZ. if not someone will have to send some over for me. i might take the video of the pies 1990 premiership over because judging by losing to carlton two weeks ago then bulldogs last week it looks like the drought might be at least 19 years long. but with players like thomas, pendlebury, brown, goldsack, davis, didak, cloke, clarke, heath shaw, swanny and lockyer, all pretty much young blokes, the club looks to be in good hands in the next half decade and probably a premiership within 2-3yrs, competing with hawthorn and geelong and possibly even carlton (damn right i know your surprised)

out like the lakers in six.

brocky

the plan

the plan is;
to drive up to perth on sunday, after footy which im not playing anyway cos i broke my thumb.
i will hang out in perth for a few days. probably see julie ramsays baby, which mum is goin to do. maybe go to harbour town, see some rellies, you know the usual.
then we will fly to sydney(i think) then on to christchurch. hang out there the day waiting for kelly. stay in christchurch the night., then bus down to arrowtown. if all goes to plan we will stay with jock for the first few days ubtil he leaves for his australian holiday. then we will take over his house and have piss-ups every night. not really. we will be very responsible as he has shown a great deal of trust in turning his house over to three teenagers. and believe me we wont make him regret it. then by the time he gets back with leigh and little danny we will have sorted out some alternate accomodation.
thats the plan but ya never know what could happen.
im pretty excited to see my new brother. i already have an alright one, but hopefully between the two of them i will get at least one playin footy.

just before i head off to bed i thought i should share a joke. but i got distracted by the news on t.v. apparently the tv stations are not showing enough footage of black people on tv. so theyre just gunna start showing crime stoppers two nights a week.

keep readin, it'll get more exciting.

i'm out like the dockers finals hopes

brocky

getting ready for the big kaboodle

i just created my blog tonight. this is my first entry. it was alex's idea. he suggested it when we were at the movies watching 'you dont mess with the zohan'. adam sandler played a hell different role than i have seen him do before. it was kinda lame though.
i had my exit interview today. i am finally well and truly unemployed. it was sorta sad... or it wasnt.
i packed my bag, even though im not leaving for another week. it sounds stupid but i know i will forget something. its only a matter of what, not if. hopefully its nothin important, like undies. cos i cant stand going free ball the whole time. i dont like the healthy breeze around my jiblets.
i just checked the snow report. apparently the ski fields aren't open yet. ski passes are so expensive though. over a thousand bucks. not cool..
jarryd and me are flying up on tuesday night at around 7:30pm. kelly is then flying out at like 12am (like 5 hours later) on the red eye or whatever it is.
the two mcmulkins are then coming over on the 1st of august, a month after me.

today was the first day that i started to get real excited, cos i started packing and stuff. i feel this week is gunna go so slow......
peace out

brocky