Eating snow

today we went up coronet peak once more. it was engulfed in a cloud most of the day and there was some pretty heavy snowing going on towards the top, but the quality of the feild was choice brah, like no ice at all.

we tore it up quite a bit. manji is finally starting to become good, now that he has rebuilt some confidence with his wrist i think.

at one stage i was holding a snowball just playing with it when all of a sudden, a piece of snow hit me on the top of the head. kelly had thrown it, and when i looked around he was laughing triumphantly. but his open smile was a perfect target. my instincts kicked in and i immediately pegged my perfectly formed snowball straight into his mouth. he sat there shocked, with his mouth full of snow. now it was my turn to laugh, which i did, and some.

he said i over-reacted but oh well

here is a picture of a 'give way' bridge.

there are a few around and kelly nearly killed us today driving over cos he was so impatient that he went when it wasnt his turn and we had to reverse back haha

(that didnt really happen but im pretty bored right now. manj is readin harry potter and kel fell asleep on the couch. do you blame me?)

we watched get rich or die trying last night. twas good.

im out like i thought 50 woulda been, after getting 9 caps busted in his ass

pussy wet and coronet

firstly to explain the pussy wet title: last night we went out to dinner with my nan and on the way to our car, kelly saw a cat sitting on a wall. kelly immediately crossed the road to reach the cat, maybe having a flashback or thinking that misty had come back to visit him from the spirit world(mind you with two eyes, and no rabies). we asked him what he was doin and he yelled back across the street "the pussys all wet!!!". he claimed it had been raining but we thought otherwise.

today we hit up coronet. it was seriously icy in some parts but virtually a 20 second lineup for the lifts so it wasnt too bad.

i would describe it, but here is some proof.

two fine photos of kelly.

and a video of kelly bustin out a big backside 180 off a little wall.....

as you can see, he still has along way to go before he actually lands it.

we will probably go up tomorrow and hopefully with better snow quality, the vids will be banana's-oh-banana's-oh-banana's...(whats that a quote off?)

make sure you leave a comment. were feelin all lonely n stuff. leave your best idea for a snowboarding trick for kel to do and he will attempt the most creative one this time next week.(nothing is out of the question)

im off like the cookie jar lid at the trombettas

ice hockey and some

the other day we did a few tourist things. we went on a ride up the gondola which was fucken scary.(kelly wouldve pooed his pants if there was a bath around) each time we passed another cabin thing going the other way we pulled faces that displayed great fear and like we were pooing our pants. then we did a few where i pretended to be choking kelly and heaps of people got scared cos they thought it was for real.
then we played indoor mini golf. at first the scores were suspect but after confirmation with a calculator it came out like
3rd-kelly-86
2nd-jarryd-85
1st-brock-84
weird eh
tonight we went and watched ice hockey. it was the southern stampede vs dunedin thunder. we were going for the home team which was the stampede. we found out that they had the nz international team(ice blacks) captain playing for them.
we all picked a player that we could claim was our own and kelly picked Wilson, jarryd picked Tout, and i picked Argyle.
it turns out Argyle won the 2008 mvp for the ice blacks and was the toughest bastard out there, getting sin binned 3 times and knocking the shit out of many players. and at one stage he got sin binned for a whole period.
the dude kelly chose was like a 3rd string left winger haha

the other day kelly "the lone ranger" duthie went snowboarding on his own cos me and jarryd slept in. he said that at one stage he stacked it soo bad that 7 seperate people went up to him and asked if he was alright.
what a kook!!!
im out like kelly smacking his head after snowboarding

Stenchy

me and kelly just found out today that since we moved in, 7 days ago, jarryd has only had one shower.
we had to drag him in there for his second, which is where he is right now.
so instead of manji, he is now stenchy, a name previously held by callum.
others include: the great white stench, the stenchbull, and the stenchbomb.
last night we watched a movie kelly thought was called beverly cop hills... idiot
we are writing als bio tonight so stay tuned.
im out, of my mind when i smell stenchy

Exercise

We are all starting to miss footy and basketball, and kelly is missing hockey and morgan(cos she gives him a bit of a workout).
so today we went in to the driving range. but by the time we got there it was closed. so we went and bought a $10 basketball and then cos the shops were nearby we went and did a bit of shopping. at one stage me and manji seen a triple layered chocolate mudcake with lollies embedded into it so we had to distract kelly so he wouldnt make us buy it.(it takes so much effort shopping with him cos he completely ignores the budget, and calories too)

tomorrow we are goin snowboarding, which we havent done for ages cos kelly is always sleepin in till like 3pm

i'm gone like jarryd is whenever its time to do the dishes

today and maybe tonight

today we woke up at around 2pm, after having a bourbon and uka session till 4:30 last night.
we drove up to coronet peak for a night snowboard but arrived to find that the fields were closed due to it being to windy. kelly was so mad, i tried to take a photo of him and he called me the 'c' word.
it was dissapointing though because it will be quite crowded over the weekend so we were planning not to go then so were lookin at a serious dry spell.
tonight we might go out as several of queenstowns finest dont open till late anyway.
all the parents out there will be glad to know that we are eating healthy. we went shopping the other day. kelly kept trying to pull a swifty over us by telling us that lolly bananas counted as a serve of fruit.
he also made us by heaps of bad food, like when we asked him to get the milk, he came back with choc milk etc.

for anyone interested in my life story, alex has written a beautiful and moving peice about me on his blog, which i suggest you check out.

fuck free world, 313

Ad's and scrubs

Hey mulks and al, guess what!?! i dont know if its the same for australia but there are new episodes of scrubs showing right now, the next is tonight (season 7).
sucked in bitches
today we moved in to the house we will be stayin in for the next three weeks. we have a blue dual cab ute which we call "the truck" to get around in.
we are lookin for places to stay in queenstown for when we move out of here but it would be better if both the mulks came down so we could all get a place together. queenstown rips christchurch and we will be missin you down here. queenstown is more of a party town and christchurch is more like perth sorta and were sure there will be heaps of drunk bitches hotter than fenella all craving your twin towers(will flattery persuade you)
kelly has ALREADY HOOKED UP MULTIPLE TIMES =)

there is this ad that is always on tv over here and it rocks our world. after several watches you will be lovin it so dont dismiss it straight away as it grows on you and sooner or later you will be dancing along to it and cheering whenever it comes on like me jarryd and kely does(when he's not hookin up)

go to this link but make sure it loads fully before you watch it
New Telecom ad featuring Elemeno P
not as good as the powerthirst video but still pretty fucken insanely good.
if you wanna know what the snowboarding has been like go on to ski nz= www.skinz.com (seriously do it)

p.s mum why havent you called me like you said =(

i'm out, of ideas

brocky, kel and the heartbreak kid

lookalikes

after reading alexs latest blog it has inspired me.

anyone with kelly duthie lookalikes send them to me at brockjmonck@live.com.au and i will post the best ones on my next blog. heres two of kelly's latest marking attempts to wet your whistle

out like school in january

3 days and counting..

Not long to go now. its really exciting when i think about it. but you know when ya really look forward to something so it seems like time goes slower. well thats whats happening to me.
i've tried not to let it but. whenever someone starts to talking about it i quickly change the subject to something different like the weather (bad of late), or my hair(these old rags?).
threw that in for you cal.
last night i went to t-bags birthday bash. it was more of a gathering actually. al and page were in good form, but i was playing kelly hot and cold. mostly cold. icy stares and whatnot.

my partner in crime, or as some may know him, the dealer, has set up a blog also.
to read up on the trials and tribulations of busselton, go on to http://www.alexallalone.blogspot.com/

its quality reading. and for those who cant read, the audio edition will be out next month.
not really

out like kelly after 3 beers

Brockyyyyyyyyy