christchurch

we stayed in cathedral square. it was alright. kelly got lost a bit. we had 2 pints with dinner and kelly pretended he lost his i.d.
he thought he was a big man and shit but he was strugglin to finish his beers.
kellys mums friends made him a cute little woolen fanny beanie that has tinsel around the edges, reminiscient of jarryds christmas tree he says. we kicked kellys american footy around in our room but that was the extent of our excitement for the night.(besides kelly gettin a bit of late night SBS action.)
kelly was also dropping the c-bomb toward any asian that walked by, because he assumed they would not have migrated to new zealand yet, because it was too cold, and they're eyes were too slanty, and they had tight shcooners.

im out like kelly playin cricket