friday and saturday night

on friday night we did some cool stuff.
we left our backpackers around 12 but tom pussed out really bad and stayed home. i was drinkin at an unneccisarily fast pace so after a few teapots and beers at the world bar i realised i was probably gunna throw up. so i walked home by myself without telling cal and manj and when i got home i walked past the tv room. high school musical 2 was on so i was like hell yeah and walked in and sat down. in there were two not bad lookin canadian girls. after i had talked to them for a bit, i challenged them to some circle of death the following night. little did i know, i said that we would meet in the kitchen at 9pm.
anyway they went to bed and suddenly i realised i was being a pussy so i called manj, and found out were they were. then i met up with them and the rest of the night we went round to different bars. we ended up going to: the world, tardis, sky, subculture, barup, minibar, and winnies.
then we went back home at about 4:30, and put on high school musical 2 again.

on saturday we went round to jocks at about 5 for a bbq. there was actually heaps of people there, so we had a few beers, and everyone thought it was funny that cos we had just woken up pretty much it was like having a beer with breakfast. jocks mate wattsy was there and he is one of the most random blokes in the world. i have heard so many stories about him, the best being that one time he was driving a tour bus up to this place on top of a hill, but for the scenic walk, he would drop the people at the bottom so they could walk up and by the time they got to the top he wouldve driven up and prepared some tea and biscuits for them. but on this day he was in a hurry, so got to the top, parked the bus, but forgot to put on the handbrake. so next minute he sees the bus rolloing towards the edge of the cliff, he chased it and caught it but found himself about to dive in and whack on the brakes, but it was pretty close to the cliff, so he just bailed and watched it roll down the cliff.
then he walked down the hill to the horrified tour group who had just seen the bus roll down a cliff face, and still carrying the biscuit tin the first thing he said was "does anyone want a biscuit?"

well he was at the bbq and was being fairly boisterous, but apparently he was being quiet compared to usual so it would be funny to see him on a good day.
so after some good dinner(and the second salad i have had this month) we ventured home.
we ended up going out at about 12 to the world bar where i seen the two canadian girls who had been waiting in the kitchen at 9 oclock to play circle of death. but they soon got over it and the rest of the night was spent chilling with them. at one stage tom got dared to take off his shirt and go hit up the d-floor. for everyone reading this that knows tom then you can tell he had no problem getting his rig out, and was soon dancing getting weird looks from everyone.
at the end of the night thomas took a turn for the worse and looked very close to throwing up, next minute he says hes goin home and stumbles out. so i told cal and manj i would follow him.
but when i got out the door i seen tom running home. i was like there is no way im running. so i walked home, went to our room and he wasnt there. so i was like he is definately in the toilets throwing up. but on the way i seen him on the computer and he said he was perfectly fine. so after coming home for nothing, i called manj. cal was in line at fergburger so i told manj to tell cal to get me some chips. he wouldnt so i hung up and grabbed his pillow, slid it out of the pillowcase, threw the pillow outside in the garden and stuffed his pillowcase full of his clothes. when he got home he wasnt happy.

now were just preparing to go out again. i rechallenged the canadian girls to a rematch, so we might do that. thats all for now

peace

the adventure day

last night we went and saw the forbidden kingdom. i liked it cos it had some good fight scenes with jackie chan and jet lee. they know some mad asian kung fu.
we went to bed reasonably early but there are some indian people staying in the room next door. for some reason they started being really loud and woke me up at 1:58am. i heard one of them yelling a bit later then someone came and told them off and one of them said "sorry, its just our friend raja, he cant hold his alcohol".
then at about 3(i was still awake) jarryd started talking in his sleep. i was laughing to myself and wrote down what he said on my phone. it was "everything worked out pretty good, so dont delete it. just leave everything the way it is" haha random!
then i realised i was still full awake so i listened to all the best songs of the high school musical 1+2 albums.
then i listened to jack johnsons newest album, which is hella good.
then i tried to sleep for a bit, but had to get up to have a wee.
i tried to sleep some more, but next minute toms alarm went off. it was 7 and i still hadnt slept from when raja woke me up.
the reason tom set his alarm for so early was cos him and cal were doing the nevis bungy and had to be in town at 8. so they left and then i finally fell asleep, but was woken when the mulks got back.
then we left to the shotover canyons, where jarryd and tom did the jet boat while me and cal chilled.
then we all caught the bus to the canyon swing.
it is a 60m freefall then it swings you round at speeds of 200kmh.
cal went first and the blokes said cos he had already done the nevis bungy he had to go backwards. he did it all smooth and lookede stoked when he came back up.
then i went. the guys rigging it up are constantly trying to scare ya, so when i was just about to jump off, they debated for a few minutes whether or not i needed some extra clip that was just hanging off me, not attached to anything. finally they said that it wouldnt matter, and i asked them if they were sure and one of the blokes looked hell hesitant and just said he didnt know and we will find out once i jump. the bastards.
i did the pin drop, but as soon as i started dropping my limbs were flapping everywhere and jarryd reckons i was trying to fly.
jarryd did the pin drop next and after him tom went backwards. about halfway down tom started kicking his legs and thrashing about so he looked like "a fish out of water" according to the guys.
then i went again and they said i had to do a backwards one this time. they were psyching me out, telling me i had to do an 'elvis cutaway', but it looked crazy so i blurted out "i'd rather do a backflip." they thought that was an even better idea but once i got to the edge i pussed out and said, nah i will just jump off regular backwards. but they said that i wasnt allowed to change so i had to do a backflip. it was cool though, it was hella fun.
then manj went again and they strapped him in a chair and he sat there and rocked back off the edge, doing a backflip then twisting into a sideflip. it looked hell funny. after cal went he raced up and filmed the last five, so we got some good footage.
tonight we are hitting up the town big time.
my hands are still shaking, jumping off the ledge was probably the best thing i have ever done. next time i come to queenstown, there is no way im not doing it.

peace

last night we went out again. we drank a bit at the backpackers then went out at like 12.
cal had been in the kitchen making toast at like 10:30, but after a suspiciously long time one of us went to check what he was doing and he had just joined in playing circle of death with a random bunch of people all staying at the same place as us.
so when they left into town they said we should all just go with them.
we went to winnies first and then to the world bar. we hung out with three girls that cal had met playing circle of death. one of them was an ugger and one had a boyfriend though.
soon jarryd dissappeared so me and tom went to fergburger and cal went to find manj.
me and tom got back home about 4 and they came back about an hour later.
it was a pretty good night, especially cos the d-floor at winnies was going off hella bad

just preparing to go out again soon. peace

i can see the mcmulkins food!!!

tonight me and tom finished of a 1L bottle of smirnoff together but we were even tonight so it was hell funny. we went to the world but as soon as we got there tom lied down on the couch and pretty much bailed. tom ran to the toilets and i followed him. he was throwing up and i waited for him for a while. then jarryed took him home and returned 1/2 hour later. then we had a few teapts(with the dice thing we ended up 5/6 feebies) and after a while cal got messed up. so at 1:30 we went home and on the way chal threw up big time. now me and manj are the only one's left. we are considering heading back out.
we watched usa beat spain for the gold medal game.
wade kobe and lebron chopped it.
ricky rubio put up a good fight though. and rudy fernandez(new trailblazer) is gunna be sick.
so hopefully next year on the blazers it will be
pg-jerryd bayless
sg-brandon roy
sf-martell webster
pf-lemarcus aldridge
c-greg oden

then next year hipefully the blazers can trade so that they have rubio bayless roy aldridge and oden.... Championship!!!

golfing

today we played golf. manj stayed home and watched tv, so it was just mulks me and jock.
jock hit a gentlemens 37, me and cal got reasonable 58's and tom pitched in a 60.
it was a good game, but i was furious, missing two birdie putts.
last night i had dinner with my family. me jock leigh nan ruth and john. it was good to catch up cos i hadnt seen them for ages. the other boys went out so by the time i got to the buffalo club where they were, i was well behind. so we went to the world bar and i nailed a teapot and 4 jagerbombs in a short space of time to catch up.
ended up blowing $95 though. tonight i will definately have a bit to drink before i go out.
tonight the world bar has the roll the dice promo so we will definately hit that up, so for me and tom it will have been three hard nights out in a row.
we mean business.

im goin to have dinner.
tom and cal have been rating "cado" on toast for a while now so i might have to give it a whirl(avocado)

ATTN:

attention: please dont read the last post. after a few drinks that is some whack shit.
so anyway... yesterday arvo me and tom went to the pool. we swam for like for hours because i havent had a swim for like 2 months, not even a bath, so i forgot what i was missing. then when we went to the changerooms we thought we would have a shower. so we both start heading for the same one, but tom gave me a push to the side, so he got in first. i was like whatever. and started walking into the next one. it wasnt until i was 3 steps into the cubicle that i realise there is an old hairy naked man standing there(for some reason he wanted to share his body with everyone and hadnt closed the door) soaping up his hairy chest. i let out an "eeeeew" and pretty much dived out of there, but couldnt get the image out of my head for many hours.
when we got back me and tom started drinking, and as you may have gathered from my previous post, cal and jarryd stayed home.(jarryd is a bit sick)
so me and tom polished off a 1L bottle of smirnoff before we left so we were well on the way, by the time we left the backpackers.
it was a pretty good night. we started at the world, and had a few teapots. when i went to the toilet at one stage i had to squeeze past a few blokes. as i muttered 'scuse one of them recognised my accent and let out a round of ozzy! ozzy! ozzy! to which i replied oi! oi! oi!
we then went to winnies. it was a good vibe. we hit up the d floor, and they started playing jump around by house of pain. so the whole crowd was jumping in unison which was cool.
then something strange and scary happened in the toilets. i was having a whizz, in the tray next to 2 other blokes, and i was on the end. then some guy comes out of the toilet(who was a wog), and next minute he starts yelling at the guy on the end "did you take a picture of my shit?". i started laughing quietly to myself thinking this guy is whack, but then the wog pushes the other guy and says "well. did ya?" the guy says "mate, i dont know what the fuck your talking about" then the wog just punches him in the face. i stopped laughing and was thinking this guy is really whack. then the wog moves on to the second guy and repeats the question. the 2nd guy says no, but the wog calls him a liar and punches him in the face anyway.
now im starting to shit myself knowing im next, and this guy is pretty big, so no-one is fighting back. but thankfully the first guy has left, and someone, not knowing the situation, has replaced him. the wog turns his attention to him and im thinking haha suck it. the wog doesnt even ask the question, he just pushes the new guy head first into the wall. then he says "did you take a picture of my shit?" the new guy goes "mate, i've just come in to have a piss, i dont know what the fuck your on about". the wog seemingly didnt like the tone in the new guys voice so he cops a punch to the face also. meanwhile, number 2 is leaving so i cut my remarkably long wee short(even though it stings when ya do that) so i can walk out positioning myself so i am sheilded by number two. as were leaving the bouncer is going in, and a few moments later the wog is getting thrown out, and the bouncers dont care how many walls you get pushed into on the way either.
then i went and found tom and apparently he was watching from the doorway as well. then we go back on the dance floor to continue getting loose.
we finished off by going to fergburger and subculture, getting home about 5:30am.
it was a cool night.
im out, of control like the wog

lets roll the dice...

last night we all went out on the town.
we had dinner, which was subway, then went back to our hostel. we started drinking about 8pm, and by the time 11 kicked round i was well and truly ready to get b-funky.
we first hit up the buffalo club cos the key to our hostel room has a tag on it that when showed can get you 2 4 1... so we had a few beers, and a game or so of pool... and at one stage there was a circle of people on the d-floor. in the middle was some guy breaking and everyone was cheering him on. then he jumped out and some guy jumped in the middle and started doing like an irish jig or something. i was gunna go in and do the caterpillar, but cos i hadnt tried since year 7 i was worried i would squash me nuts.
then some old guy (like 60) jumped in the middle and started dancing. everyone got hell rowdy cheering him on, and he was so into it that he jumped on a table(with people sitting at drinking) and started dancing on it! it was so funny but the bouncer then pulled him off. manj immediately went and gave him and handshake and a hug as we all thought it was legendary.

we then went to the world bar to show mcmulkins the famous teapots. (they are just a giant cocktail in a teapot, that they give you plastic shot glasses with). we first got an illusion which taste a bit like a pina colada. but wehen we bought it we didnt realise that every sunday they have this thing where you roll a dice and if its 4,5 or 6, you get it for free! and they are usually $15 so we were stoked when cal rolled a 5!
so we pored out many a shot, and went through teapot after teapot, at one stage getting to 4/5 freebies, but then, as you would imagine, it ended up being about 10/20.
when i was buying one at one stage some guy was chattin to me about the teapots. he was wishing me luck to get a freebie, and he was being a good man, so after i rolled a 2, he patted me on the back and said something like better luck next time. so i thought, what a bloke, and gave him a shot from our teapot. he was stoked at the generosity, so as me mulks and manj went and sat at a table, the guy brought over 5 jagerbombs that he shouted us. so when you think about it, there are about 15 shots in a teapot, therefore a shot=$1, whereas jager's were $10 each, so it was a shout session of $1<$40... we then partied with him for the rest of the night. legend.
we also saw the guy that paid us $20 to stay in another room. he was kicking it on the d and when he saw us he was stoked and we laughed about it for ages.

it was a good night, the best bits being the old man on the table, and the free jagerbombs..
we got back late, the other boys are still sleeping(its 4:31 atm)

everything is still sweet as. wish you were here kel. we went snowboarding the other night (sat) and it was the best i have ever seen coronet. powder was in every nook and cranny. then it turned into a blizzard and it was stinging our faces hell bad. so we went into the base building and got some chips, hoping it would clear up. it didnt, so after 1/2 hour we decided to go home. but apparently there was a 12car 2 bus pile up down the road, as it was snowy and icey, so they werent letting anyone go. that was at 7pm. then at 9pm they told us cars with chains could go, but everyone else had to catch a bus down and get the car the next day. we waited more then at 10:45, they finally said regular cars could go. longest wait ever though!

we are hearing some whack shit about ozzy, cale potter, maybe strahany and some john guy.
if anyone knows shit could they message me or something, cos we are all pretty cut to hear about ozzy, hearing he has like a broken neck and in a coma. but we are unsure if luke was in the car or not.

magic city, new york dog, rolex.

ch.ch, ferg, G1 and late night shenanigans

We went partying out in ch.ch with mulks the other night.
we went to some place that would have had at least 50 pool tables. it was so massive. we only found out after that we went to the hell bogan part of town, like hell fight club apparently. but no one wants to fight us cos we have such an aura of toughness.
then we went to some other place then got home like 4am. mulks left a bit earlier cos they were bummed that fenella(who is actually hot) didnt come out.

me and jarryd drove down yesterday and stopped off at jocks on the way to queenstown. he said he needed the truck, so we swapped it with another big 4 wheel drive whats hell better that we call 'the beast'.
today we played golf. me and jarryd both did better than last time, but he beat me 44-45, only due to a HOLE IN ONE he got on the 7th hole. it was amazing. it was 113m long, but still sooo cool. we were laughing and dancin for ages.
we hit up fergburger for afternoon tea. we had a tropical swine each. it was 12bucks a pop, but the most awesome thing ever.
we are expecting mulks tomorrow, who stayed in ch.ch an extra few days to hit up this 'apparenly' massive party. it will be lame, i know it. and their bus tickets is 50 each so they will regret not driving down with us i'm sure.
last night the funniest events went down. we were in our room and there were two other girls in it. they werent there, but we seen hair straighteners and stuff so we figured they were girls. we went to bed, then at like 2am some girl comes in hell quietly, fumbles in her bag for a minute, then takes out what we thought sounded very much like a conny.
she then left, and an hour later the other girl came home. she was so noisy and kept whispering sorry but eventually we just turned on the light. then her boyfriend came in. they were hell cool and thought it was hilarious about their friend who was gettin some. then the girl grabbed some shit, and they said they were gunna sleep in his room. then he comes back 5 mins later, and starts begging us to sleep in his room, where there were 4 other guys, so he could get laid in our room. after a while he offered us $20 each to swap with him hahaha.
it was a done deal.

thats all for now. i will update soon.
ps its snowing right now

What a night!!!

What a night!!!
i wont say everything that happened because there is some stuff that only a select few people would know.
all i can say is that two people threw up, one person brought home a girl who slept in his bed but nothing happened. one person threw up on himself and in his bed, and in a mall in font of a security of a security camera.
there was also a moment when someone said(to the person who brought home a girl, not knowing she was there) "hey ____ where were you last night? the last time i saw you, you were with that hell dirty bitch. did you hook up?"
the other two people were laughing so bad!!!
anyway, write a comment and guess who was who.
peace

hitting up the town

last night we roasted some chicken and had a side of peas corn and chips. then me and jarryd started drinking, because kelly was nominated as designated driver for the night. we had maybe like 3 beers and a few glasses of vodka and then kelly drove us in.
first we went to a place called subculture which is an underground nightclub. we read on the net that it opened at 10pm so we went there at like 10:30 thinkin we were pretty bad-ass but we were the only ones there!
kelly started tuning the bartender and she said that it doesnt really start crankin till like 1am, at which point the bouncer will probably start asking for an entrance fee. so we went and had a chat to the bouncer who was a big maori bloke and then said we would come back later. we then went and checked out the world bar. when the bouncer was checkin kellys id kel tried to pull a swifty on him by askin him "what time does it crank up?" the bouncer replied with "when your old enough to get in".
kel assured us that he didnt mind waiting in the car for a while so me and manji walked in.
they had this weird teapots there and me and manji shared one and it was long island iced tea apparently and it was fucken sick!
soon after though we were sitting at a table and manji informed me that he was hella tired. i was like whatever dude just dont fall asleep cos then we will probs get kicked out. next thing i know, manji is sleepin next to me and a bouncer is striding over towards us. i start punching him under the tble trying to wake him the fuck up but he just muttered like fuck off or something and then the bouncer grabs him by the shirt and shakes him awake. that was the end of our stint at the world bar.
we went and got kel and headed back to subculture. by then the bouncer was lining everyone up and asking for id and a $5 entry fee. but when we walked up he's like oh nah you guys are sweet brue(bro) and let us straight in haha.
we were there for a bit and then manj got the keys off us and said he was gunna sleep in the car, and that he will switch to designated driver.
so he left then kel started to go all out and ordered a few shots and a cocktail called a kurant affair which was hella good. then we met this jamie guy from the uk and thought we'd party with him. so we left subculture and went to some random bar, getting asked by some dudes were the brothel was on the way, and had a few beers there. then for the next 2 hours we had a beer in four more different bars, finally heading back to subculture to finish the night.
me kel and jamie then hit up the d-floor for a couple of hours and kel was dirty dancing with some sweet honeys.
then we called it a night and went back to the truck, where manji was sound asleep. we then got home like 6am, had some pizza and then went to bed like 7am.
then we just woke up like an hour ago.
kel keeps gettin mad cos he reckons were wasting our days by sleepin but last night was good fun so we might just have to do it again tonight.

well that was a fucken huuuuge blog, my fingers are killin me,
i'm out like jarryd after some long island iced tea