Fantastic Lookalike

shawn michaels is an ex WWE world champion. his nickname used to be the HBK-heart break kid.
due to jarryds recent form i looked him up a found an overwhelming resemblance between the two.
jarryd does this pose all the time, on the couch, in bed, or just workin on his tan in the snow.

out like a poxy cougar wench

lookalikes

here are some gems of jarryd and kelly sent in by liam kelly. (they are all random sizes and shapes though so they are pretty much splattered all over the page.)

and one that i found of neil mcmulkin(uncanny resemblance)

today we are goin food shopping. but jarryd and kelly both woke up around 2:30pm so we might not have that much time.

we watched 8 mile and once were warriors and just married last night(which was so lame that i fell asleep in, good one jarryd)

tomorrow we will probably hit up the remarkables, if kellys not hooking up again

love brocky, kelly and the HBK.

Ad's and scrubs

Hey mulks and al, guess what!?! i dont know if its the same for australia but there are new episodes of scrubs showing right now, the next is tonight (season 7).
sucked in bitches
today we moved in to the house we will be stayin in for the next three weeks. we have a blue dual cab ute which we call "the truck" to get around in.
we are lookin for places to stay in queenstown for when we move out of here but it would be better if both the mulks came down so we could all get a place together. queenstown rips christchurch and we will be missin you down here. queenstown is more of a party town and christchurch is more like perth sorta and were sure there will be heaps of drunk bitches hotter than fenella all craving your twin towers(will flattery persuade you)
kelly has ALREADY HOOKED UP MULTIPLE TIMES =)

there is this ad that is always on tv over here and it rocks our world. after several watches you will be lovin it so dont dismiss it straight away as it grows on you and sooner or later you will be dancing along to it and cheering whenever it comes on like me jarryd and kely does(when he's not hookin up)

go to this link but make sure it loads fully before you watch it
New Telecom ad featuring Elemeno P
not as good as the powerthirst video but still pretty fucken insanely good.
if you wanna know what the snowboarding has been like go on to ski nz= www.skinz.com (seriously do it)

p.s mum why havent you called me like you said =(

i'm out, of ideas

brocky, kel and the heartbreak kid

Snowboarding!!!

we woke up on friday morning hoping to get up the mountain for a snowboard, but instead we found there to be a foot of snow!!! all the roads were blocked so instead we just made a snowman and then we found a hill behind my nans house.(which we called nannys noose) we rode down this for a bit on our newly bought snowboards and then we went in for lunch. after lunch kelly seen some 5 year old girl who was still in nappies and went all commando on her ass and started peppering down snowballs at her and her firends(all pre-teen). they ran but kelly was in one of his rages(like when he kicked the chair) and he hunted them down. they took cover behind a bus but kelly speared a softball sized snowball compacted tightly and it smashed right into the little babys face, knocking her out. he then knew the game was up so he sprinted back to base.
after that fiasco we built a jump towards the bottom of nannys noose.
i was busting backside 180 indys, jarryd with big methods, and kelly was doin good i guess.
jarryd then took it to new levels and did a jump that can only be described by kelly when he called it a "backside-frontside mctwist backflip frontside"
he damaged his wrist and we have a suspicion that it might be broken. it was so funny.
then today we headed up the mountain to massive crowds due to a combination of the first day of the hols/winter fest/ it being a sunday/ and after the first good snowfall. apparnetly there was 6000 people there.
they had heaps of events because of the winter fest and there was a rail grinding competition at the end of the day which we checked out.
we are planning to go back up tomorrow hoping for about half the number of people up there and plus jarryd didnt do it today cos of his wrist.

im gone like the wind(thats for you mum)

Bus trip

the bus trip from christy to queeny was sooo long. we left at 8:30am and arrived at 6:00pm. we made so many unneccasary stops but the scenery was delightful and we claimed the back seat. we mainly just read ralph and fhm and teased kelly about his recently aquired megan fox obsession. in one picture he reckons he can almost see a bit of nipple action.
we finally arrived in arrowtown after two days of travelling and all the parents out there will be glad to know that we have been eating healthy. kelly even opted for some tomato soup instead of his usual pastry and chip binge.

next blog will be after snowboarding(saturday)
im out like someone after sniffin cals breath(biohazard)(also the main cause of the deadly gases destroying the earths atmosphere.)(watch out polar bears)(sea levels are a risin' but people are a droppin')(smells like bigfoots dick)

christchurch

we stayed in cathedral square. it was alright. kelly got lost a bit. we had 2 pints with dinner and kelly pretended he lost his i.d.
he thought he was a big man and shit but he was strugglin to finish his beers.
kellys mums friends made him a cute little woolen fanny beanie that has tinsel around the edges, reminiscient of jarryds christmas tree he says. we kicked kellys american footy around in our room but that was the extent of our excitement for the night.(besides kelly gettin a bit of late night SBS action.)
kelly was also dropping the c-bomb toward any asian that walked by, because he assumed they would not have migrated to new zealand yet, because it was too cold, and they're eyes were too slanty, and they had tight shcooners.

im out like kelly playin cricket

the plane trip

the plane trip was fairly boring. first we flew to auckland and then down to cristchurch. we watched a thouroughly enjoyable movie called definately maybe. the worst part was that it was a romantic chick flick.
jarryd cried a little.
the highlight of the trip was when during dinner i looked across to see jarryd with the handle end of his fork fully engulfed up his nose. i maintain he was pretending to be a walrus.
jarryd: from my perspective the plane trip was highly enjoyabe capped off just after brock had chosen roast chicken for dinner . he was heaving mouthfuls of the tender chicken into his mouth when he suddenly realized a side of salad on his plate. overjoyed and caught up in the moment he thrust his fork towards the fresh lettuce and such for a munch when after 4 prods realized a protective clear plastic lid was making his attempts futile
and the knife thing was because i thought the handle was the right size to fit perfectly up my nostril

what a fucken exagerator!!!

we arrived all safe but tired, ready for the next part of the adventure.

im gone like kellys anal virginity