hitting up the town

last night we roasted some chicken and had a side of peas corn and chips. then me and jarryd started drinking, because kelly was nominated as designated driver for the night. we had maybe like 3 beers and a few glasses of vodka and then kelly drove us in.
first we went to a place called subculture which is an underground nightclub. we read on the net that it opened at 10pm so we went there at like 10:30 thinkin we were pretty bad-ass but we were the only ones there!
kelly started tuning the bartender and she said that it doesnt really start crankin till like 1am, at which point the bouncer will probably start asking for an entrance fee. so we went and had a chat to the bouncer who was a big maori bloke and then said we would come back later. we then went and checked out the world bar. when the bouncer was checkin kellys id kel tried to pull a swifty on him by askin him "what time does it crank up?" the bouncer replied with "when your old enough to get in".
kel assured us that he didnt mind waiting in the car for a while so me and manji walked in.
they had this weird teapots there and me and manji shared one and it was long island iced tea apparently and it was fucken sick!
soon after though we were sitting at a table and manji informed me that he was hella tired. i was like whatever dude just dont fall asleep cos then we will probs get kicked out. next thing i know, manji is sleepin next to me and a bouncer is striding over towards us. i start punching him under the tble trying to wake him the fuck up but he just muttered like fuck off or something and then the bouncer grabs him by the shirt and shakes him awake. that was the end of our stint at the world bar.
we went and got kel and headed back to subculture. by then the bouncer was lining everyone up and asking for id and a $5 entry fee. but when we walked up he's like oh nah you guys are sweet brue(bro) and let us straight in haha.
we were there for a bit and then manj got the keys off us and said he was gunna sleep in the car, and that he will switch to designated driver.
so he left then kel started to go all out and ordered a few shots and a cocktail called a kurant affair which was hella good. then we met this jamie guy from the uk and thought we'd party with him. so we left subculture and went to some random bar, getting asked by some dudes were the brothel was on the way, and had a few beers there. then for the next 2 hours we had a beer in four more different bars, finally heading back to subculture to finish the night.
me kel and jamie then hit up the d-floor for a couple of hours and kel was dirty dancing with some sweet honeys.
then we called it a night and went back to the truck, where manji was sound asleep. we then got home like 6am, had some pizza and then went to bed like 7am.
then we just woke up like an hour ago.
kel keeps gettin mad cos he reckons were wasting our days by sleepin but last night was good fun so we might just have to do it again tonight.

well that was a fucken huuuuge blog, my fingers are killin me,
i'm out like jarryd after some long island iced tea