The second attempt

Today we went up coronet again.
it was a nice day and the snow was pretty good cos we got another 5cm last night.
we were filming some shit and then kel said the battery ran out. we all believed him of course but were a bit bummed out. then on the way home i turned it on and it had nearly a full battery left. i was pretty mad but got over it soon enough.
anyway, here is the footage we managed to scrape together from today.

the jump that we did with the light in the background was good. we ended up doin it heaps but only filmed our second go on it. we ended up gettin so big off it. it was hella good.

not long now mulks!! see ya in like a week or something..

golf n shit

today we played a round of golf.
i was leading for a fair bit of the day but on the last hole i hit a 9.
we tallied up the scores, and like mini golf, they were a bit suspect...
kel-49
jarryd-49
brock-48
cleaned them up again!!!

last night we watched freddy vs jason.
freddy krueger is one creepy dude.
after that me and jarryd kept creepin up on kelly and scaring him.
at one stage i was goin into my room but i sensed something was a bit unusual. so i had a peek and seen kelly hiding behind my door. so i crept up and jumped out at him and scared the shit out of him, when he was waiting to scare me. haha no balls

we went to the driving range to, and manj has a hell funky lookin swing on him. so he was using this massive tee, with a driver, but kept gettin under it and the projectory of the ball would go directly up, and like 1 metre forward. on one attempt he hit it straight up, then swung and hit it again on its way down. haha i didnt think it was possible!!! kept hitting the roof as well haha

al, your dropping your game. the blog rate is seriously declining.
post one, NOW!!!

you'll have babies, so many babies, 400 BABIES!!!

Going Big

tonight we filmed some snowboarding and made a little movie.
dont think were hell shit though, cos all our best jumps were when we were'nt filming.
(if ya cant tell, manji is the kook)

It was only a first attempt remember

its also on youtube. just search for 'kelly brock jarryd'

Nofast Wikipedia(removed though)

This is an article i submitted on to wikipedia, but the editors rejected it because they said it was a hoax.
i have now tried to submit 4 articles to wikipedia, all that have been rejected.

Nofast is a late night meal that takes place between dinner, and when a person goes to sleep, usually in the time period of 11pm to 4am. It is currently little known to the general public, although those who have experienced Nofast, claim it to be a new and innovative phenomenon[1].
Contents
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1 The Name
2 The origins of Nofast
3 A healthy move
4 Night Eating Syndrome
5 A famous Nofaster in literature
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[edit] The Name
The name 'Nofast' was derived of the exact same principles that breakfast was created by.
Breakfast is the first meal of the day. The word derives from the idea of breaking the involuntary fast of sleep.
Instead of sleeping, a person is awake, and so if they are eating in this time period, they are not fasting at all. Hence, No-fast.
[edit] The origins of Nofast
Before Nofast was created, it was deemed socailly unaccpetable to have a late night meal. Those who felt the need to consume food after midnight had to divulge in secret, as it was labelled as innapropriate, and the general public shunned this behaviour. To avoid discrimination, Nofast was spawned, and hence, a new era of 'freedom of eat' was created. No longer would people be outcasted for thier hunger pains at night. Even people in positions of power could now eat late at night without being judged as being a bad role model in the community.
[edit] A healthy move
Many leading dieticians stress the importance of eating three meals a day, to remain healthy[2].
if you want to look after your health, you need to find ways to eat three nutritious meals.
Some people whose job requires them to sleep during the regular breakfast period, need to eat during the night. This is so they can finish with three meals for the day, in order to remain healthy. Having the extra meal late at night is not an option for some. This is why Nofast is becoming such an important meal for today's society.
Restaurants and Bar's, and even some service stations are now open all night so that Nofaster's can get thier fix when cooking at home is not an option. This trend is developing the Nofast culture and is seeing the popularity of the meal grow at a massive rate.
[edit] Night Eating Syndrome
Night eating syndrome[3], or NES, is a disorder that effects 1% to 2% of the population. These people who suffer from NES would struggle to fit in and be accepted in thier community without Nofast. NES sufferer's would be frowned upon for not having thier three meals a day, and without knowing that they are indulging in a late night meal, suspicions of anorexia could be aroused. But now that Nofast is recognised as a proper meal, these people can no longer feel ashamed about the condition to which they suffer.
[edit] A famous Nofaster in literature
One of the most famous Nofaster's in literature is James Potter from the Harry Potter series. In 'Harry Potter and the philsosophers stone' professor Dumbledore is discussing the uses that Harry's father had with the invisibility cloak.
your father often used the cloak to sneak into the kitchens late at night and steal foodJames had already started Nofasting long before the term was created. But if Nofasting had been invented then, surely the use of the invisibility cloak would not have been required, as everyone in the castle would have joined him for a late night meal.

I guess i will have to keep trying. if your wondering what the post before this was about, it was just a reference trying to convince the editor that Nofast was real.

Brocky

Nofast

Nofast is so awesome. everyone's doing it lately.
its eating a meal in the timeslot when you would usually be sleeping.
its like a late night dinner dream come true.
its pretty popular over here at the moment.
its becoming a cultural phenomenon
I love it!

Eating snow

today we went up coronet peak once more. it was engulfed in a cloud most of the day and there was some pretty heavy snowing going on towards the top, but the quality of the feild was choice brah, like no ice at all.

we tore it up quite a bit. manji is finally starting to become good, now that he has rebuilt some confidence with his wrist i think.

at one stage i was holding a snowball just playing with it when all of a sudden, a piece of snow hit me on the top of the head. kelly had thrown it, and when i looked around he was laughing triumphantly. but his open smile was a perfect target. my instincts kicked in and i immediately pegged my perfectly formed snowball straight into his mouth. he sat there shocked, with his mouth full of snow. now it was my turn to laugh, which i did, and some.

he said i over-reacted but oh well

here is a picture of a 'give way' bridge.

there are a few around and kelly nearly killed us today driving over cos he was so impatient that he went when it wasnt his turn and we had to reverse back haha

(that didnt really happen but im pretty bored right now. manj is readin harry potter and kel fell asleep on the couch. do you blame me?)

we watched get rich or die trying last night. twas good.

im out like i thought 50 woulda been, after getting 9 caps busted in his ass

The verdict

its official!!!
the polling booth is now closed and the officail verdict is that both the mcmulkin twins are uggers.
thanks for voting

pussy wet and coronet

firstly to explain the pussy wet title: last night we went out to dinner with my nan and on the way to our car, kelly saw a cat sitting on a wall. kelly immediately crossed the road to reach the cat, maybe having a flashback or thinking that misty had come back to visit him from the spirit world(mind you with two eyes, and no rabies). we asked him what he was doin and he yelled back across the street "the pussys all wet!!!". he claimed it had been raining but we thought otherwise.

today we hit up coronet. it was seriously icy in some parts but virtually a 20 second lineup for the lifts so it wasnt too bad.

i would describe it, but here is some proof.

two fine photos of kelly.

and a video of kelly bustin out a big backside 180 off a little wall.....

as you can see, he still has along way to go before he actually lands it.

we will probably go up tomorrow and hopefully with better snow quality, the vids will be banana's-oh-banana's-oh-banana's...(whats that a quote off?)

make sure you leave a comment. were feelin all lonely n stuff. leave your best idea for a snowboarding trick for kel to do and he will attempt the most creative one this time next week.(nothing is out of the question)

im off like the cookie jar lid at the trombettas

ice hockey and some

the other day we did a few tourist things. we went on a ride up the gondola which was fucken scary.(kelly wouldve pooed his pants if there was a bath around) each time we passed another cabin thing going the other way we pulled faces that displayed great fear and like we were pooing our pants. then we did a few where i pretended to be choking kelly and heaps of people got scared cos they thought it was for real.
then we played indoor mini golf. at first the scores were suspect but after confirmation with a calculator it came out like
3rd-kelly-86
2nd-jarryd-85
1st-brock-84
weird eh
tonight we went and watched ice hockey. it was the southern stampede vs dunedin thunder. we were going for the home team which was the stampede. we found out that they had the nz international team(ice blacks) captain playing for them.
we all picked a player that we could claim was our own and kelly picked Wilson, jarryd picked Tout, and i picked Argyle.
it turns out Argyle won the 2008 mvp for the ice blacks and was the toughest bastard out there, getting sin binned 3 times and knocking the shit out of many players. and at one stage he got sin binned for a whole period.
the dude kelly chose was like a 3rd string left winger haha

the other day kelly "the lone ranger" duthie went snowboarding on his own cos me and jarryd slept in. he said that at one stage he stacked it soo bad that 7 seperate people went up to him and asked if he was alright.
what a kook!!!
im out like kelly smacking his head after snowboarding

Alex's Bio

A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away...

JAR WARS

Alexander William Trombetta was born on the 18th of September 1990.

He was the first born to Margeret, and we suspect Dominic. He grew up in a poverty stricken world where each meal he thought would be his last. Because clothes were sparse, he had to grow a thick woollen layer to insulate himself. the remaining evidence is his extremely hairy nipples. He was the first of 27 boys, although only five remain today, as they were put through a deathmatch so only the fittest would survive.

Here is a picture of Alex's family (captured before the deathmatch)

He constantly fought off wild animals to scrimmage up enough to eat to survive.

Alex constantly had to fight off his brothers to claim the treat of his one cookie per month, but the constant attck of the cookie jar resulted in many feuds between alex and his brothers.

His primary school years are an absolute mystery. All that is known is that he spent his years developing in football and basketball, to become the up and coming star he is today.

He started his high school years in the ATP (Amazingly and super intelligent, wonderful talented genius people) class. This is where he created the foundations of the supergroup the 'Landa Boys' with his equally talented partner in crime, Brock James Monck. Together they pulled many stunts, and made many people the "victim of their mockery".

But one day in S+E class scenes unfolded that were reminscient of a Jerry Springer show. 3 against 1, he was greatly outnumbered in muscle, intelligence and looks. True to Trombetta fighting style, he went down swinging(and biting and pinching and scratching and eye-gouging). It started when Domini(Timone's partner in crime), took a simple friendly game of keepy-off too far. not knowing the game was over, she tried to outmuscle alex(and nearly succeeded) by using her brute force. Alex didnt take kindly to this sequence of events, and responded with a jaw-shattering backhand to the jaw. This incident left Domini bloodied and vomiting, also feeling faint, and craving some donuts. Mr Jim Head(known by kelly as head-jobby-job) told the class to hush and regain their seats, as domini was rushed to the abbotoirs.

He conquered many women over his high school days. He was only able to seduce our dwarf friend hayley, for one day however. Of his many conquests, the taming of the 'Bat' is one for the ages. words cannot describe her beauty, which is why we have a picture.

He enjoyed many pleasuable times with batty, and one stint that he stated was the best 30 mins of his life. (apart from one 8 second ordeal)

Due to an undeniably angry force in the room, not much can be said about his conquest of Morgan Riley.(Twice)

His mind often wandered when thinking about who to conquer next, and to everyones surprise, it was the drama teacher, he took a liking to.

He often raised eyebrows with his antics in the sporting arena. His cheap style of play and dirty tactics are often on display. His go to move remains throwing the ball in to the face of unsuspecting opponents, and eye gouging. we are lucky enough to have caught both moves whilst in action.

His brilliance on the sporting field is constantly overlooked. A star for Saints, he took his game to new heights whilst playing for busselton. 2006 saw him take out Best and Fairest for the under 16's in football, then his encore was taking out both the club best and fairest, and the mail medal in 2007, amidst playing regularly for East Perth Football Club. In 2007 he also captained his basketball team to the premiership. With a strong performance throughout the season and in the grand final, where he dished out at least 15 assists. Country week in 2007 saw him raise his game to a level, not acheived yet by mankind. Despite maybe not racking up the most votes, he was rated by peers as the most valuable player on the team, and possibly in the tournament. But his fiery temper on the football feild saw him in many smish'es throughout the season, one of which he introduced the Trombetta fighting style to the game, where he punches with the side of his fist. This resulted in his fist being broken, due to a lack of kahuna's. This was the first of many football injuries, as now he is a very injury prone young man.

An alluring person, alex often uses his spaghetti aroma to lure women into bed, of which one time he accidentally served up a strong dose to Kelly Duthie. We wont go in to detail, but the events that went down that night were reminiscient of alex's favourite movie- Brokeback Mountain.

He has held many nicknames over the years, one of which is "the dealer".

He also claimed that we should call him "the one". But this just set him up to be renamed "the one, inch penis". This was later confirmed when he suffered a possible allergic reaction to latex, where some serious shrinkage occurred, witnessed by emma poppa's when she was givin him a lil some'n some'n.

So although this may be the end of the story, of Alex's life, it is merely the beginning.

And so we wait for the next chapter of Al's life to unfold, all we can say is good luck, and good night.

Stenchy

me and kelly just found out today that since we moved in, 7 days ago, jarryd has only had one shower.
we had to drag him in there for his second, which is where he is right now.
so instead of manji, he is now stenchy, a name previously held by callum.
others include: the great white stench, the stenchbull, and the stenchbomb.
last night we watched a movie kelly thought was called beverly cop hills... idiot
we are writing als bio tonight so stay tuned.
im out, of my mind when i smell stenchy

Exercise

We are all starting to miss footy and basketball, and kelly is missing hockey and morgan(cos she gives him a bit of a workout).
so today we went in to the driving range. but by the time we got there it was closed. so we went and bought a $10 basketball and then cos the shops were nearby we went and did a bit of shopping. at one stage me and manji seen a triple layered chocolate mudcake with lollies embedded into it so we had to distract kelly so he wouldnt make us buy it.(it takes so much effort shopping with him cos he completely ignores the budget, and calories too)

tomorrow we are goin snowboarding, which we havent done for ages cos kelly is always sleepin in till like 3pm

i'm gone like jarryd is whenever its time to do the dishes

hitting up the town

last night we roasted some chicken and had a side of peas corn and chips. then me and jarryd started drinking, because kelly was nominated as designated driver for the night. we had maybe like 3 beers and a few glasses of vodka and then kelly drove us in.
first we went to a place called subculture which is an underground nightclub. we read on the net that it opened at 10pm so we went there at like 10:30 thinkin we were pretty bad-ass but we were the only ones there!
kelly started tuning the bartender and she said that it doesnt really start crankin till like 1am, at which point the bouncer will probably start asking for an entrance fee. so we went and had a chat to the bouncer who was a big maori bloke and then said we would come back later. we then went and checked out the world bar. when the bouncer was checkin kellys id kel tried to pull a swifty on him by askin him "what time does it crank up?" the bouncer replied with "when your old enough to get in".
kel assured us that he didnt mind waiting in the car for a while so me and manji walked in.
they had this weird teapots there and me and manji shared one and it was long island iced tea apparently and it was fucken sick!
soon after though we were sitting at a table and manji informed me that he was hella tired. i was like whatever dude just dont fall asleep cos then we will probs get kicked out. next thing i know, manji is sleepin next to me and a bouncer is striding over towards us. i start punching him under the tble trying to wake him the fuck up but he just muttered like fuck off or something and then the bouncer grabs him by the shirt and shakes him awake. that was the end of our stint at the world bar.
we went and got kel and headed back to subculture. by then the bouncer was lining everyone up and asking for id and a $5 entry fee. but when we walked up he's like oh nah you guys are sweet brue(bro) and let us straight in haha.
we were there for a bit and then manj got the keys off us and said he was gunna sleep in the car, and that he will switch to designated driver.
so he left then kel started to go all out and ordered a few shots and a cocktail called a kurant affair which was hella good. then we met this jamie guy from the uk and thought we'd party with him. so we left subculture and went to some random bar, getting asked by some dudes were the brothel was on the way, and had a few beers there. then for the next 2 hours we had a beer in four more different bars, finally heading back to subculture to finish the night.
me kel and jamie then hit up the d-floor for a couple of hours and kel was dirty dancing with some sweet honeys.
then we called it a night and went back to the truck, where manji was sound asleep. we then got home like 6am, had some pizza and then went to bed like 7am.
then we just woke up like an hour ago.
kel keeps gettin mad cos he reckons were wasting our days by sleepin but last night was good fun so we might just have to do it again tonight.

well that was a fucken huuuuge blog, my fingers are killin me,
i'm out like jarryd after some long island iced tea

Subscription

just letin yall know that you can subscribe to New Zealand Trip 2008 but scrolling to the bottom of the page and clicking on the link.
i doubt anyone will do it but hey, i never thought someone would kick a chair after losing a grand final

today and maybe tonight

today we woke up at around 2pm, after having a bourbon and uka session till 4:30 last night.
we drove up to coronet peak for a night snowboard but arrived to find that the fields were closed due to it being to windy. kelly was so mad, i tried to take a photo of him and he called me the 'c' word.
it was dissapointing though because it will be quite crowded over the weekend so we were planning not to go then so were lookin at a serious dry spell.
tonight we might go out as several of queenstowns finest dont open till late anyway.
all the parents out there will be glad to know that we are eating healthy. we went shopping the other day. kelly kept trying to pull a swifty over us by telling us that lolly bananas counted as a serve of fruit.
he also made us by heaps of bad food, like when we asked him to get the milk, he came back with choc milk etc.

for anyone interested in my life story, alex has written a beautiful and moving peice about me on his blog, which i suggest you check out.

fuck free world, 313

Fantastic Lookalike

shawn michaels is an ex WWE world champion. his nickname used to be the HBK-heart break kid.
due to jarryds recent form i looked him up a found an overwhelming resemblance between the two.
jarryd does this pose all the time, on the couch, in bed, or just workin on his tan in the snow.

out like a poxy cougar wench

lookalikes

here are some gems of jarryd and kelly sent in by liam kelly. (they are all random sizes and shapes though so they are pretty much splattered all over the page.)

and one that i found of neil mcmulkin(uncanny resemblance)

today we are goin food shopping. but jarryd and kelly both woke up around 2:30pm so we might not have that much time.

we watched 8 mile and once were warriors and just married last night(which was so lame that i fell asleep in, good one jarryd)

tomorrow we will probably hit up the remarkables, if kellys not hooking up again

love brocky, kelly and the HBK.

Ad's and scrubs

Hey mulks and al, guess what!?! i dont know if its the same for australia but there are new episodes of scrubs showing right now, the next is tonight (season 7).
sucked in bitches
today we moved in to the house we will be stayin in for the next three weeks. we have a blue dual cab ute which we call "the truck" to get around in.
we are lookin for places to stay in queenstown for when we move out of here but it would be better if both the mulks came down so we could all get a place together. queenstown rips christchurch and we will be missin you down here. queenstown is more of a party town and christchurch is more like perth sorta and were sure there will be heaps of drunk bitches hotter than fenella all craving your twin towers(will flattery persuade you)
kelly has ALREADY HOOKED UP MULTIPLE TIMES =)

there is this ad that is always on tv over here and it rocks our world. after several watches you will be lovin it so dont dismiss it straight away as it grows on you and sooner or later you will be dancing along to it and cheering whenever it comes on like me jarryd and kely does(when he's not hookin up)

go to this link but make sure it loads fully before you watch it
New Telecom ad featuring Elemeno P
not as good as the powerthirst video but still pretty fucken insanely good.
if you wanna know what the snowboarding has been like go on to ski nz= www.skinz.com (seriously do it)

p.s mum why havent you called me like you said =(

i'm out, of ideas

brocky, kel and the heartbreak kid

Snowboarding!!!

we woke up on friday morning hoping to get up the mountain for a snowboard, but instead we found there to be a foot of snow!!! all the roads were blocked so instead we just made a snowman and then we found a hill behind my nans house.(which we called nannys noose) we rode down this for a bit on our newly bought snowboards and then we went in for lunch. after lunch kelly seen some 5 year old girl who was still in nappies and went all commando on her ass and started peppering down snowballs at her and her firends(all pre-teen). they ran but kelly was in one of his rages(like when he kicked the chair) and he hunted them down. they took cover behind a bus but kelly speared a softball sized snowball compacted tightly and it smashed right into the little babys face, knocking her out. he then knew the game was up so he sprinted back to base.
after that fiasco we built a jump towards the bottom of nannys noose.
i was busting backside 180 indys, jarryd with big methods, and kelly was doin good i guess.
jarryd then took it to new levels and did a jump that can only be described by kelly when he called it a "backside-frontside mctwist backflip frontside"
he damaged his wrist and we have a suspicion that it might be broken. it was so funny.
then today we headed up the mountain to massive crowds due to a combination of the first day of the hols/winter fest/ it being a sunday/ and after the first good snowfall. apparnetly there was 6000 people there.
they had heaps of events because of the winter fest and there was a rail grinding competition at the end of the day which we checked out.
we are planning to go back up tomorrow hoping for about half the number of people up there and plus jarryd didnt do it today cos of his wrist.

im gone like the wind(thats for you mum)

Bus trip

the bus trip from christy to queeny was sooo long. we left at 8:30am and arrived at 6:00pm. we made so many unneccasary stops but the scenery was delightful and we claimed the back seat. we mainly just read ralph and fhm and teased kelly about his recently aquired megan fox obsession. in one picture he reckons he can almost see a bit of nipple action.
we finally arrived in arrowtown after two days of travelling and all the parents out there will be glad to know that we have been eating healthy. kelly even opted for some tomato soup instead of his usual pastry and chip binge.

next blog will be after snowboarding(saturday)
im out like someone after sniffin cals breath(biohazard)(also the main cause of the deadly gases destroying the earths atmosphere.)(watch out polar bears)(sea levels are a risin' but people are a droppin')(smells like bigfoots dick)

christchurch

we stayed in cathedral square. it was alright. kelly got lost a bit. we had 2 pints with dinner and kelly pretended he lost his i.d.
he thought he was a big man and shit but he was strugglin to finish his beers.
kellys mums friends made him a cute little woolen fanny beanie that has tinsel around the edges, reminiscient of jarryds christmas tree he says. we kicked kellys american footy around in our room but that was the extent of our excitement for the night.(besides kelly gettin a bit of late night SBS action.)
kelly was also dropping the c-bomb toward any asian that walked by, because he assumed they would not have migrated to new zealand yet, because it was too cold, and they're eyes were too slanty, and they had tight shcooners.

im out like kelly playin cricket

the plane trip

the plane trip was fairly boring. first we flew to auckland and then down to cristchurch. we watched a thouroughly enjoyable movie called definately maybe. the worst part was that it was a romantic chick flick.
jarryd cried a little.
the highlight of the trip was when during dinner i looked across to see jarryd with the handle end of his fork fully engulfed up his nose. i maintain he was pretending to be a walrus.
jarryd: from my perspective the plane trip was highly enjoyabe capped off just after brock had chosen roast chicken for dinner . he was heaving mouthfuls of the tender chicken into his mouth when he suddenly realized a side of salad on his plate. overjoyed and caught up in the moment he thrust his fork towards the fresh lettuce and such for a munch when after 4 prods realized a protective clear plastic lid was making his attempts futile
and the knife thing was because i thought the handle was the right size to fit perfectly up my nostril

what a fucken exagerator!!!

we arrived all safe but tired, ready for the next part of the adventure.

im gone like kellys anal virginity