This is an article i submitted on to wikipedia, but the editors rejected it because they said it was a hoax.
i have now tried to submit 4 articles to wikipedia, all that have been rejected.Nofast is a late night meal that takes place between dinner, and when a person goes to sleep, usually in the time period of 11pm to 4am. It is currently little known to the general public, although those who have experienced Nofast, claim it to be a new and innovative phenomenon
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1 The Name2 The origins of Nofast3 A healthy move4 Night Eating Syndrome5 A famous Nofaster in literature//
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The name 'Nofast' was derived of the exact same principles that breakfast was created by.
Breakfast is the first meal of the day. The word derives from the idea of breaking the involuntary fast of sleep.
Instead of sleeping, a person is awake, and so if they are eating in this time period, they are not fasting at all. Hence, No-fast.
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Before Nofast was created, it was deemed socailly unaccpetable to have a late night meal. Those who felt the need to consume food after midnight had to divulge in secret, as it was labelled as innapropriate, and the general public shunned this behaviour. To avoid discrimination, Nofast was spawned, and hence, a new era of 'freedom of eat' was created. No longer would people be outcasted for thier hunger pains at night. Even people in positions of power could now eat late at night without being judged as being a bad role model in the community.
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Many leading dieticians stress the importance of eating three meals a day, to remain healthy
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if you want to look after your health, you need to find ways to eat three nutritious meals.
Some people whose job requires them to sleep during the regular breakfast period, need to eat during the night. This is so they can finish with three meals for the day, in order to remain healthy. Having the extra meal late at night is not an option for some. This is why Nofast is becoming such an important meal for today's society.
Restaurants and Bar's, and even some service stations are now open all night so that Nofaster's can get thier fix when cooking at home is not an option. This trend is developing the Nofast culture and is seeing the popularity of the meal grow at a massive rate.
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Night eating syndrome
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One of the most famous Nofaster's in literature is James Potter from the Harry Potter series. In 'Harry Potter and the philsosophers stone' professor Dumbledore is discussing the uses that Harry's father had with the invisibility cloak.
your father often used the cloak to sneak into the kitchens late at night and steal foodJames had already started Nofasting long before the term was created. But if Nofasting had been invented then, surely the use of the invisibility cloak would not have been required, as everyone in the castle would have joined him for a late night meal.
I guess i will have to keep trying. if your wondering what the post before this was about, it was just a reference trying to convince the editor that Nofast was real.Brocky
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