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mcmulkins arrived yesterday and they looked like SHIT!!!
i got a message from thier friend fenella the night before saying "cal and tom are so drunk. we were supposed to go to town tonight but they are both spewin everywhere so we have to go home. haha fukn funny ay"
IT WAS.
they ended up passin out a bit after apparently.
then on the bus the next day they both threw up several times. at one stage he threw up but caught it in his hands, then it slid down out of his hands onto his shirt. he threw the shirt in the bin later.
so last night we just chilled. it has snowed about 2 inches in the town the last two days, but we havent gone up the mountain cos its been snowing and the roads have been shit.
one road on a hill was so bad that some guy locked in his handbrake and his regular breaks but just slid down anyway.
some old man was trying to walk up the footpath but kept slippin so me and manj had to drag him up. he was very grateful.
today we went and hired a court and played basketaball for a couple of hours. it was good to finally get some excercise, and i can tell you it wasnt just raining outside thats what im talkin bout player
hopefully we will part A tonight but i dont know if mulks are fully recovered yet.

thats all for now.
bye

ch.ch, ferg, G1 and late night shenanigans

We went partying out in ch.ch with mulks the other night.
we went to some place that would have had at least 50 pool tables. it was so massive. we only found out after that we went to the hell bogan part of town, like hell fight club apparently. but no one wants to fight us cos we have such an aura of toughness.
then we went to some other place then got home like 4am. mulks left a bit earlier cos they were bummed that fenella(who is actually hot) didnt come out.

me and jarryd drove down yesterday and stopped off at jocks on the way to queenstown. he said he needed the truck, so we swapped it with another big 4 wheel drive whats hell better that we call 'the beast'.
today we played golf. me and jarryd both did better than last time, but he beat me 44-45, only due to a HOLE IN ONE he got on the 7th hole. it was amazing. it was 113m long, but still sooo cool. we were laughing and dancin for ages.
we hit up fergburger for afternoon tea. we had a tropical swine each. it was 12bucks a pop, but the most awesome thing ever.
we are expecting mulks tomorrow, who stayed in ch.ch an extra few days to hit up this 'apparenly' massive party. it will be lame, i know it. and their bus tickets is 50 each so they will regret not driving down with us i'm sure.
last night the funniest events went down. we were in our room and there were two other girls in it. they werent there, but we seen hair straighteners and stuff so we figured they were girls. we went to bed, then at like 2am some girl comes in hell quietly, fumbles in her bag for a minute, then takes out what we thought sounded very much like a conny.
she then left, and an hour later the other girl came home. she was so noisy and kept whispering sorry but eventually we just turned on the light. then her boyfriend came in. they were hell cool and thought it was hilarious about their friend who was gettin some. then the girl grabbed some shit, and they said they were gunna sleep in his room. then he comes back 5 mins later, and starts begging us to sleep in his room, where there were 4 other guys, so he could get laid in our room. after a while he offered us $20 each to swap with him hahaha.
it was a done deal.

thats all for now. i will update soon.
ps its snowing right now

Would YOU still be with her?

This post has been removed because it is upsetting people that were never meant to get upset about it.
Brock

the day my bum went psycho

the title actually has nothing to do with the post at all. its just the name of a good book. i recommend it to anyone.
at the moment i am in an internet cafe with manj cos the net at our backpackers is as good as a penis flavoured lollipop.(dodgeball)

we arrived in christchurch a couple of days ago. the backpackers we are staying in is really good, besides the internet connection. there was an irish girl what me and jarryd gave an 8/10 but kelly thought she was a 5.5. i dont know when he got high standards all of a sudden.
speaking of kel, it was sad when he left yesterday. we dropped him off at the airport. said our goodbye's, gave his bum a squeeze. the usual.
i think as he was walking off i seen a tear in his eye. i know mine and jarryds were watery.
but we soon got over it as we got lost trying to meet up with mulks in the mall. we ended up somewhere completely different at a place called pack and save. some genius(loser) had the idea to pack your own shopping. worst idea ever!!!
we bought enough food to last us till we go back down to queenstown(which ironically hosts a parade every-year for gay and lesbians so it really is queenstown)
we saw mulks the day before kelly left. it was good to see them. we went snowboarding at the nearest field, which was an hour and a half away!! it was called porters and off the main tracks had knee deep untouched powder. soooooooo good!
on the way to ch.ch we stopped for a night in wanaka.
we hit up the snowpark, which is pretty small but is made up of massive jumps and rails and halfpipes. we saw a skier do a 900, and a few snowboarders doing mctwists and stuff in the halfpipe. it was a scary place.
apparently mcmulkins reckon that our backpackers is in the worst part of the city. tom said it was like northbridge, then changed his mind and said more like the worst part of new york city, even worse than 8 mile hahaha. i doubt it.
today is the opening ceremony of the olympics. i am so excited, a bit of wee is coming out.

thats all i can really think of for now. i hope you had a safe flight kelly. leave a comment so i know.
me and jarryd are throwing idea's around for another post soon, about a particular event, what some people might not be happy about. stay tuned.

season 7 scrubs-THATS WHAT IM TALKIN BOUT!

What a night!!!

What a night!!!
i wont say everything that happened because there is some stuff that only a select few people would know.
all i can say is that two people threw up, one person brought home a girl who slept in his bed but nothing happened. one person threw up on himself and in his bed, and in a mall in font of a security of a security camera.
there was also a moment when someone said(to the person who brought home a girl, not knowing she was there) "hey ____ where were you last night? the last time i saw you, you were with that hell dirty bitch. did you hook up?"
the other two people were laughing so bad!!!
anyway, write a comment and guess who was who.
peace

Polls

Its official. Tooheys pilsner is the best beer.

I added a poll about the winter olympics because kelly and jarryd had a big arguement so i made the question over what they were argueing about.
i will reveal who thought what at the end

Backpackers

About half an hour ago we arrived at the backpackers. well its called resort lodge actually.
its a tight little unit. we arrived and someone is in our room but we dont know who it is yet... hopefully its a girl thats hot. kel reckons he will hook up with her if he gets half a chance.
we were pretty scared when we first arrived. it reminds me of school camp. except you dont know anyone. and everyone is black. not really. few asians though.

today we played golf. i hit a gentlemens 69(thats what im talkin bout!!!) for 18 holes.
actually we only played the front nine.
we also watched the X files. we went in to see batman but it wasnt on at the right time. it wasnt as good as the tv show though.
im gettin hella excited for the olympics. i even made an olympic poll question(winter olympics actually).

cant wait to see ya mulks... you probably wont read this while your in christchurch though, so i can say whatever i want about you.
ya dickheads

you want strawberry? how about RAWBERRY!!!