2 kilo's and a carton

so yesterday we woke up pretty early-about 10:30.
then we cruised down to the supermarket to get our 2kg each.
this is what we each got...
brock- 600g sausage, 350g polony, 400g ham, 350g beef shnitzel, 300g little red sausages.
tom- 1kg bacon, 1kg sausages.
cal- 1kg bacon, 925g ham, 75g pepperoni.
jarryd- 400g polony, 300g little red sausages, 1.3kg sausages.

after that we went to the bottle shop and the other three bought speights, whilst i bought export gold.
we started at pretty much exactly 1pm. we started off enthusiastic, but after a while me and jarryd were getting worried about the meat, thinking we wouldnt be able to do it, whereas the mulks thought that the beers would be a tougher task.
after about 6 hours through we had all eaten about 1kg of meat, but the beer drinking was spread out throughout the feild, with the most drank being 12, the least being 6.
watching scrubs at 8:00pm, the frontrunner had slowed down a fair whack, and the whole group was tiring.
it was after scrubs that things started turning a little wierd. cal went up to get his remaining 800g of ham to eat, but came back saying that he couldnt find it. he kept searching throughout the night and concluded that it must have been 'stolen'.
tom also, after scrubs, went to cook the 800g of bacon he had remaining, but he also, after much searching, decided that it had been stolen.
me and jarryd thought it was a bit suspect, but they seemed to be telling the truth. so tom decided that he was drinking that much anymore, and ended up bailing on 12. the other three of us kept soldiering away. we put on cruel intentions, which went with beer like peas and carrots.
at around 12:30 i finished my last beer, then went upstairs and nailed back the rest of my snags by about 1am, exactly 12hours after we started.
jarryd finished his food soon after and then finished beer number 24 at about 3am. cal then ended up drinking 6 beers in about 1 and a half hours to fall in just behind jarryd at 3:30am.
it was a good day.

and thats the way the cookie crumbled