dont get your hopes up

sorry that i havent done a blog for ages. i need a two dollar coin to use the internet and i havent had one for ages. plus there has been nothing that new or exciting to write about.
this week we went snowboarding a bit like usual. went to the movies on cheap tuesday. mulks went on monday as well.
i seen the new star wars and also wanted. i both thought they were ok. cal thought that the new girl on star wars was hot. i was like man, shes like an alien and is animated. he was lovin it though.
we went snowboarding tonight. on the second run i caught a rail and smacked me head into the ground. i ended up with a one inch cut inside me mouth. and some bruising to my face. i look better now haha.
we were meant to go out tonight but i had a killer headache so i wasnt gunna so the other boys didnt cos i bring the toughness to our group so they were scared as bro.

we watched cool runnings the other day. its so funny. my favourite line...
the coach says "a bobsled is a very simple thing." and some jamaican guys yells out "yeah, so is a toilet!"
awesome.
we also watched high school musical 2 twice in the last two days. its so good. i bought it for my sister for christmas, but mainly just so i could watch it haha

cal and tom are being really racist lately the bastards. there is heaps of people that are asian around, and every time they pass the mcmulkins just randomly start yelling out "chow pei woo, ning peng chong liee, my hee ho." or just random combinations of what they think asian people would be saying. one time one walked past, and cal thought he was going out side, so as soon as he left cal starts doing his impersonation, not realising the asain had stopped just before the door to grab something. a kelly momeny.
they dont have very good luck with asians though. the other day tom was having a poo, but forgot to lock the door. (it was a toilet and shower in the same room). then we seen some asian walk over there with a towel on his shoulder. he opens the door and in toms words "i seen the door open and the choonger pops his head in. he looked hell confused then i was like hey! and tried to cover my nuts so he seen my pants just chillin around my ankles"
it was pretty funny for us.

walking back from coronet the other day you have to zigzag down this hill. but instead we seen a spot that had snow so we thought we would just slide down to save walking. it was pretty steep but we thought it would be fine. so being brave i went first. i started sliding and tom was like oh its ok i will go next. but i realised that it wasnt snow, it was actually ice and i was getting too much speed. so halfway down i spun onto my belly and dug my claws in trying to reduce my speed. but it was no use so i just kept gathering speed. then 3/4 of the way down there is a little ridge with a really steep bit after, then the road. as i rocketed over the ridge i seen a sign and a bus right in my path. so now i was trying to just miss shit instead and gave up on slowing down. i got to the bottom and to avoid the bus i hit this little bump and did a half somersault right into a puddle. the bus driver who was sitting in the bus looked back and asks if i was ok. i started laughing and said i was fine. then i looked up the hill, expecting to see the other boys laughing at me. instead i see tom gunning down with a look of terror on his face. tom ended up in the same mud as me. then jarryd came down, and mowed straight into the sign.(he was the funniest) then i seen one of cals ski's shoot down, as apparently he let go of them in order to try and stop better. then he comes flying down, hits the sign thats already on the ground, then slides and ends up underneath the bus. the bus driver was laughing hell bad and other people ran over to tell us how much speed we had and how funny it was. then cal realised one of his ski's was stuck halfway up so he climbed up and we filmed him sliding down a second time. but he went to the side so got way less speed but it was still funny.

anyway we will probably try it again one day. it was so funny that we have to get it on film. even though it was painful and terrifying.
i will try to post more from now on. i started this one off thinking i had nothing to write, cos i forget how much fun we are having everyday, all the time, partying, snowboarding, eating, drinking, not working, with heaps of friends haha suck it alex. just kidding. but seriously, your missing out