last night we went out again. we drank a bit at the backpackers then went out at like 12.
cal had been in the kitchen making toast at like 10:30, but after a suspiciously long time one of us went to check what he was doing and he had just joined in playing circle of death with a random bunch of people all staying at the same place as us.
so when they left into town they said we should all just go with them.
we went to winnies first and then to the world bar. we hung out with three girls that cal had met playing circle of death. one of them was an ugger and one had a boyfriend though.
soon jarryd dissappeared so me and tom went to fergburger and cal went to find manj.
me and tom got back home about 4 and they came back about an hour later.
it was a pretty good night, especially cos the d-floor at winnies was going off hella bad

just preparing to go out again soon. peace

dont get your hopes up

sorry that i havent done a blog for ages. i need a two dollar coin to use the internet and i havent had one for ages. plus there has been nothing that new or exciting to write about.
this week we went snowboarding a bit like usual. went to the movies on cheap tuesday. mulks went on monday as well.
i seen the new star wars and also wanted. i both thought they were ok. cal thought that the new girl on star wars was hot. i was like man, shes like an alien and is animated. he was lovin it though.
we went snowboarding tonight. on the second run i caught a rail and smacked me head into the ground. i ended up with a one inch cut inside me mouth. and some bruising to my face. i look better now haha.
we were meant to go out tonight but i had a killer headache so i wasnt gunna so the other boys didnt cos i bring the toughness to our group so they were scared as bro.

we watched cool runnings the other day. its so funny. my favourite line...
the coach says "a bobsled is a very simple thing." and some jamaican guys yells out "yeah, so is a toilet!"
awesome.
we also watched high school musical 2 twice in the last two days. its so good. i bought it for my sister for christmas, but mainly just so i could watch it haha

cal and tom are being really racist lately the bastards. there is heaps of people that are asian around, and every time they pass the mcmulkins just randomly start yelling out "chow pei woo, ning peng chong liee, my hee ho." or just random combinations of what they think asian people would be saying. one time one walked past, and cal thought he was going out side, so as soon as he left cal starts doing his impersonation, not realising the asain had stopped just before the door to grab something. a kelly momeny.
they dont have very good luck with asians though. the other day tom was having a poo, but forgot to lock the door. (it was a toilet and shower in the same room). then we seen some asian walk over there with a towel on his shoulder. he opens the door and in toms words "i seen the door open and the choonger pops his head in. he looked hell confused then i was like hey! and tried to cover my nuts so he seen my pants just chillin around my ankles"
it was pretty funny for us.

walking back from coronet the other day you have to zigzag down this hill. but instead we seen a spot that had snow so we thought we would just slide down to save walking. it was pretty steep but we thought it would be fine. so being brave i went first. i started sliding and tom was like oh its ok i will go next. but i realised that it wasnt snow, it was actually ice and i was getting too much speed. so halfway down i spun onto my belly and dug my claws in trying to reduce my speed. but it was no use so i just kept gathering speed. then 3/4 of the way down there is a little ridge with a really steep bit after, then the road. as i rocketed over the ridge i seen a sign and a bus right in my path. so now i was trying to just miss shit instead and gave up on slowing down. i got to the bottom and to avoid the bus i hit this little bump and did a half somersault right into a puddle. the bus driver who was sitting in the bus looked back and asks if i was ok. i started laughing and said i was fine. then i looked up the hill, expecting to see the other boys laughing at me. instead i see tom gunning down with a look of terror on his face. tom ended up in the same mud as me. then jarryd came down, and mowed straight into the sign.(he was the funniest) then i seen one of cals ski's shoot down, as apparently he let go of them in order to try and stop better. then he comes flying down, hits the sign thats already on the ground, then slides and ends up underneath the bus. the bus driver was laughing hell bad and other people ran over to tell us how much speed we had and how funny it was. then cal realised one of his ski's was stuck halfway up so he climbed up and we filmed him sliding down a second time. but he went to the side so got way less speed but it was still funny.

anyway we will probably try it again one day. it was so funny that we have to get it on film. even though it was painful and terrifying.
i will try to post more from now on. i started this one off thinking i had nothing to write, cos i forget how much fun we are having everyday, all the time, partying, snowboarding, eating, drinking, not working, with heaps of friends haha suck it alex. just kidding. but seriously, your missing out

i can see the mcmulkins food!!!

tonight me and tom finished of a 1L bottle of smirnoff together but we were even tonight so it was hell funny. we went to the world but as soon as we got there tom lied down on the couch and pretty much bailed. tom ran to the toilets and i followed him. he was throwing up and i waited for him for a while. then jarryed took him home and returned 1/2 hour later. then we had a few teapts(with the dice thing we ended up 5/6 feebies) and after a while cal got messed up. so at 1:30 we went home and on the way chal threw up big time. now me and manj are the only one's left. we are considering heading back out.
we watched usa beat spain for the gold medal game.
wade kobe and lebron chopped it.
ricky rubio put up a good fight though. and rudy fernandez(new trailblazer) is gunna be sick.
so hopefully next year on the blazers it will be
pg-jerryd bayless
sg-brandon roy
sf-martell webster
pf-lemarcus aldridge
c-greg oden

then next year hipefully the blazers can trade so that they have rubio bayless roy aldridge and oden.... Championship!!!

golfing

today we played golf. manj stayed home and watched tv, so it was just mulks me and jock.
jock hit a gentlemens 37, me and cal got reasonable 58's and tom pitched in a 60.
it was a good game, but i was furious, missing two birdie putts.
last night i had dinner with my family. me jock leigh nan ruth and john. it was good to catch up cos i hadnt seen them for ages. the other boys went out so by the time i got to the buffalo club where they were, i was well behind. so we went to the world bar and i nailed a teapot and 4 jagerbombs in a short space of time to catch up.
ended up blowing $95 though. tonight i will definately have a bit to drink before i go out.
tonight the world bar has the roll the dice promo so we will definately hit that up, so for me and tom it will have been three hard nights out in a row.
we mean business.

im goin to have dinner.
tom and cal have been rating "cado" on toast for a while now so i might have to give it a whirl(avocado)

ATTN:

attention: please dont read the last post. after a few drinks that is some whack shit.
so anyway... yesterday arvo me and tom went to the pool. we swam for like for hours because i havent had a swim for like 2 months, not even a bath, so i forgot what i was missing. then when we went to the changerooms we thought we would have a shower. so we both start heading for the same one, but tom gave me a push to the side, so he got in first. i was like whatever. and started walking into the next one. it wasnt until i was 3 steps into the cubicle that i realise there is an old hairy naked man standing there(for some reason he wanted to share his body with everyone and hadnt closed the door) soaping up his hairy chest. i let out an "eeeeew" and pretty much dived out of there, but couldnt get the image out of my head for many hours.
when we got back me and tom started drinking, and as you may have gathered from my previous post, cal and jarryd stayed home.(jarryd is a bit sick)
so me and tom polished off a 1L bottle of smirnoff before we left so we were well on the way, by the time we left the backpackers.
it was a pretty good night. we started at the world, and had a few teapots. when i went to the toilet at one stage i had to squeeze past a few blokes. as i muttered 'scuse one of them recognised my accent and let out a round of ozzy! ozzy! ozzy! to which i replied oi! oi! oi!
we then went to winnies. it was a good vibe. we hit up the d floor, and they started playing jump around by house of pain. so the whole crowd was jumping in unison which was cool.
then something strange and scary happened in the toilets. i was having a whizz, in the tray next to 2 other blokes, and i was on the end. then some guy comes out of the toilet(who was a wog), and next minute he starts yelling at the guy on the end "did you take a picture of my shit?". i started laughing quietly to myself thinking this guy is whack, but then the wog pushes the other guy and says "well. did ya?" the guy says "mate, i dont know what the fuck your talking about" then the wog just punches him in the face. i stopped laughing and was thinking this guy is really whack. then the wog moves on to the second guy and repeats the question. the 2nd guy says no, but the wog calls him a liar and punches him in the face anyway.
now im starting to shit myself knowing im next, and this guy is pretty big, so no-one is fighting back. but thankfully the first guy has left, and someone, not knowing the situation, has replaced him. the wog turns his attention to him and im thinking haha suck it. the wog doesnt even ask the question, he just pushes the new guy head first into the wall. then he says "did you take a picture of my shit?" the new guy goes "mate, i've just come in to have a piss, i dont know what the fuck your on about". the wog seemingly didnt like the tone in the new guys voice so he cops a punch to the face also. meanwhile, number 2 is leaving so i cut my remarkably long wee short(even though it stings when ya do that) so i can walk out positioning myself so i am sheilded by number two. as were leaving the bouncer is going in, and a few moments later the wog is getting thrown out, and the bouncers dont care how many walls you get pushed into on the way either.
then i went and found tom and apparently he was watching from the doorway as well. then we go back on the dance floor to continue getting loose.
we finished off by going to fergburger and subculture, getting home about 5:30am.
it was a cool night.
im out, of control like the wog

why?

why would you compare me to jesus??
i cant belive that. why? why? why?
me and tom are goin out. cal and jarryd are bitchin. the bitches. bitch.
bitch.
sam rix is a rig i heard on the g-dizzle vizle.
tom and holly biatch.
thats what im talkin bout

cals bunkerooney

the other day me and tom and sorta jarryd set up this hell good trick on chal.
when he went to watch the olympics me and tom pretended we were gunna play scrabble in our room.
then we went to some shed and got a screwdriver and a spanner. then cos he is in a bunkbed above me, we removed the matress and unscrewed all the planks of wood, except for 3 at the ladder. then we took them out, and replaced the matress so it was just resting on the 3 planks and the metalwork at the other end.
this is the result...
i was gunna put the video clip(we used a hidden camera) right there but its taking too long so im giving up. but in the end, cal climbed up the ladder layed down, and fell straight fucken through. he was pretty mad, so i was hovering in the doorway incase he charged at me but he ended up laughing. i will try to put it on later.
we been snowboarding 3 days in a row. so tomorrow were resting.
peace

lets roll the dice...

last night we all went out on the town.
we had dinner, which was subway, then went back to our hostel. we started drinking about 8pm, and by the time 11 kicked round i was well and truly ready to get b-funky.
we first hit up the buffalo club cos the key to our hostel room has a tag on it that when showed can get you 2 4 1... so we had a few beers, and a game or so of pool... and at one stage there was a circle of people on the d-floor. in the middle was some guy breaking and everyone was cheering him on. then he jumped out and some guy jumped in the middle and started doing like an irish jig or something. i was gunna go in and do the caterpillar, but cos i hadnt tried since year 7 i was worried i would squash me nuts.
then some old guy (like 60) jumped in the middle and started dancing. everyone got hell rowdy cheering him on, and he was so into it that he jumped on a table(with people sitting at drinking) and started dancing on it! it was so funny but the bouncer then pulled him off. manj immediately went and gave him and handshake and a hug as we all thought it was legendary.

we then went to the world bar to show mcmulkins the famous teapots. (they are just a giant cocktail in a teapot, that they give you plastic shot glasses with). we first got an illusion which taste a bit like a pina colada. but wehen we bought it we didnt realise that every sunday they have this thing where you roll a dice and if its 4,5 or 6, you get it for free! and they are usually $15 so we were stoked when cal rolled a 5!
so we pored out many a shot, and went through teapot after teapot, at one stage getting to 4/5 freebies, but then, as you would imagine, it ended up being about 10/20.
when i was buying one at one stage some guy was chattin to me about the teapots. he was wishing me luck to get a freebie, and he was being a good man, so after i rolled a 2, he patted me on the back and said something like better luck next time. so i thought, what a bloke, and gave him a shot from our teapot. he was stoked at the generosity, so as me mulks and manj went and sat at a table, the guy brought over 5 jagerbombs that he shouted us. so when you think about it, there are about 15 shots in a teapot, therefore a shot=$1, whereas jager's were $10 each, so it was a shout session of $1<$40... we then partied with him for the rest of the night. legend.
we also saw the guy that paid us $20 to stay in another room. he was kicking it on the d and when he saw us he was stoked and we laughed about it for ages.

it was a good night, the best bits being the old man on the table, and the free jagerbombs..
we got back late, the other boys are still sleeping(its 4:31 atm)

everything is still sweet as. wish you were here kel. we went snowboarding the other night (sat) and it was the best i have ever seen coronet. powder was in every nook and cranny. then it turned into a blizzard and it was stinging our faces hell bad. so we went into the base building and got some chips, hoping it would clear up. it didnt, so after 1/2 hour we decided to go home. but apparently there was a 12car 2 bus pile up down the road, as it was snowy and icey, so they werent letting anyone go. that was at 7pm. then at 9pm they told us cars with chains could go, but everyone else had to catch a bus down and get the car the next day. we waited more then at 10:45, they finally said regular cars could go. longest wait ever though!

we are hearing some whack shit about ozzy, cale potter, maybe strahany and some john guy.
if anyone knows shit could they message me or something, cos we are all pretty cut to hear about ozzy, hearing he has like a broken neck and in a coma. but we are unsure if luke was in the car or not.

magic city, new york dog, rolex.

new post

mcmulkins arrived yesterday and they looked like SHIT!!!
i got a message from thier friend fenella the night before saying "cal and tom are so drunk. we were supposed to go to town tonight but they are both spewin everywhere so we have to go home. haha fukn funny ay"
IT WAS.
they ended up passin out a bit after apparently.
then on the bus the next day they both threw up several times. at one stage he threw up but caught it in his hands, then it slid down out of his hands onto his shirt. he threw the shirt in the bin later.
so last night we just chilled. it has snowed about 2 inches in the town the last two days, but we havent gone up the mountain cos its been snowing and the roads have been shit.
one road on a hill was so bad that some guy locked in his handbrake and his regular breaks but just slid down anyway.
some old man was trying to walk up the footpath but kept slippin so me and manj had to drag him up. he was very grateful.
today we went and hired a court and played basketaball for a couple of hours. it was good to finally get some excercise, and i can tell you it wasnt just raining outside thats what im talkin bout player
hopefully we will part A tonight but i dont know if mulks are fully recovered yet.

thats all for now.
bye

ch.ch, ferg, G1 and late night shenanigans

We went partying out in ch.ch with mulks the other night.
we went to some place that would have had at least 50 pool tables. it was so massive. we only found out after that we went to the hell bogan part of town, like hell fight club apparently. but no one wants to fight us cos we have such an aura of toughness.
then we went to some other place then got home like 4am. mulks left a bit earlier cos they were bummed that fenella(who is actually hot) didnt come out.

me and jarryd drove down yesterday and stopped off at jocks on the way to queenstown. he said he needed the truck, so we swapped it with another big 4 wheel drive whats hell better that we call 'the beast'.
today we played golf. me and jarryd both did better than last time, but he beat me 44-45, only due to a HOLE IN ONE he got on the 7th hole. it was amazing. it was 113m long, but still sooo cool. we were laughing and dancin for ages.
we hit up fergburger for afternoon tea. we had a tropical swine each. it was 12bucks a pop, but the most awesome thing ever.
we are expecting mulks tomorrow, who stayed in ch.ch an extra few days to hit up this 'apparenly' massive party. it will be lame, i know it. and their bus tickets is 50 each so they will regret not driving down with us i'm sure.
last night the funniest events went down. we were in our room and there were two other girls in it. they werent there, but we seen hair straighteners and stuff so we figured they were girls. we went to bed, then at like 2am some girl comes in hell quietly, fumbles in her bag for a minute, then takes out what we thought sounded very much like a conny.
she then left, and an hour later the other girl came home. she was so noisy and kept whispering sorry but eventually we just turned on the light. then her boyfriend came in. they were hell cool and thought it was hilarious about their friend who was gettin some. then the girl grabbed some shit, and they said they were gunna sleep in his room. then he comes back 5 mins later, and starts begging us to sleep in his room, where there were 4 other guys, so he could get laid in our room. after a while he offered us $20 each to swap with him hahaha.
it was a done deal.

thats all for now. i will update soon.
ps its snowing right now

Would YOU still be with her?

This post has been removed because it is upsetting people that were never meant to get upset about it.
Brock

the day my bum went psycho

the title actually has nothing to do with the post at all. its just the name of a good book. i recommend it to anyone.
at the moment i am in an internet cafe with manj cos the net at our backpackers is as good as a penis flavoured lollipop.(dodgeball)

we arrived in christchurch a couple of days ago. the backpackers we are staying in is really good, besides the internet connection. there was an irish girl what me and jarryd gave an 8/10 but kelly thought she was a 5.5. i dont know when he got high standards all of a sudden.
speaking of kel, it was sad when he left yesterday. we dropped him off at the airport. said our goodbye's, gave his bum a squeeze. the usual.
i think as he was walking off i seen a tear in his eye. i know mine and jarryds were watery.
but we soon got over it as we got lost trying to meet up with mulks in the mall. we ended up somewhere completely different at a place called pack and save. some genius(loser) had the idea to pack your own shopping. worst idea ever!!!
we bought enough food to last us till we go back down to queenstown(which ironically hosts a parade every-year for gay and lesbians so it really is queenstown)
we saw mulks the day before kelly left. it was good to see them. we went snowboarding at the nearest field, which was an hour and a half away!! it was called porters and off the main tracks had knee deep untouched powder. soooooooo good!
on the way to ch.ch we stopped for a night in wanaka.
we hit up the snowpark, which is pretty small but is made up of massive jumps and rails and halfpipes. we saw a skier do a 900, and a few snowboarders doing mctwists and stuff in the halfpipe. it was a scary place.
apparently mcmulkins reckon that our backpackers is in the worst part of the city. tom said it was like northbridge, then changed his mind and said more like the worst part of new york city, even worse than 8 mile hahaha. i doubt it.
today is the opening ceremony of the olympics. i am so excited, a bit of wee is coming out.

thats all i can really think of for now. i hope you had a safe flight kelly. leave a comment so i know.
me and jarryd are throwing idea's around for another post soon, about a particular event, what some people might not be happy about. stay tuned.

season 7 scrubs-THATS WHAT IM TALKIN BOUT!

What a night!!!

What a night!!!
i wont say everything that happened because there is some stuff that only a select few people would know.
all i can say is that two people threw up, one person brought home a girl who slept in his bed but nothing happened. one person threw up on himself and in his bed, and in a mall in font of a security of a security camera.
there was also a moment when someone said(to the person who brought home a girl, not knowing she was there) "hey ____ where were you last night? the last time i saw you, you were with that hell dirty bitch. did you hook up?"
the other two people were laughing so bad!!!
anyway, write a comment and guess who was who.
peace

Polls

Its official. Tooheys pilsner is the best beer.

I added a poll about the winter olympics because kelly and jarryd had a big arguement so i made the question over what they were argueing about.
i will reveal who thought what at the end

Backpackers

About half an hour ago we arrived at the backpackers. well its called resort lodge actually.
its a tight little unit. we arrived and someone is in our room but we dont know who it is yet... hopefully its a girl thats hot. kel reckons he will hook up with her if he gets half a chance.
we were pretty scared when we first arrived. it reminds me of school camp. except you dont know anyone. and everyone is black. not really. few asians though.

today we played golf. i hit a gentlemens 69(thats what im talkin bout!!!) for 18 holes.
actually we only played the front nine.
we also watched the X files. we went in to see batman but it wasnt on at the right time. it wasnt as good as the tv show though.
im gettin hella excited for the olympics. i even made an olympic poll question(winter olympics actually).

cant wait to see ya mulks... you probably wont read this while your in christchurch though, so i can say whatever i want about you.
ya dickheads

you want strawberry? how about RAWBERRY!!!